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My Nord ass exploring Hammerfell
The next Elder Scrolls game is reportedly titled ‘THE ELDER SCROLLS VI: SENTINEL’.
An official announcement will happen soon.
(Source: theverge.com/tech/1022023/mi…)
"No trophies of my triumphs precede me. But I have lived well, and my ghost shall rest easy. Men are but flesh and blood. They know their doom, but not the hour. In this I am blessed to see the hour of my death... To face my apportioned fate, then fall."
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The First Contact War between the Systems Alliance and the Turian Heriarchy was only thirty years before Mass Effect. Ashley Williams was born right on the heels of that conflict, which was started by the turians attacking humanity completely unprovoked. And in the aftermath of that war, her family took the brunt of the political and social impact in the Alliance.
Despite humanity being attacked without military provocation, humans gained a reputation as "aggressors" due to the war. Humans in Mass Effect, Ashley especially, are entirely justified in their prejudices. Mass Effect 2 and 3 only justify it further.
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Rixis Field Guide, 2025

ALT Rixis > FORMER COPSIR / STUP FIDO'S ADJUTANT BEFORE HER DEATH > KILLED RIXIS, ARCHON SLAYER & TOOK HIS NAME > DOES NOT ADHEPE TO THE VANGUARD CLASS SYSTEM & CONSIDERS HERSELF A LIGHTBEARER > CAPTAINS A KETCH SHE STOLE WITH A CREW OF LOST & ABANDONED ELIKSNI SHE RESCUED > KNOWN AS "PIXIE" TO CAYDE & CAYDE ONLY
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You gotta love the oppression fantasy these people live in, because a society that has been accommodating them beyond reason for years has finally asked them to just be normal for five fucking minutes.
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The thing about Mao Zedong was that he was not just a dictator. He was actually a f***ing idiot to such an extent that it would make Trump’s ridiculous claims of himself being a “stable genius” almost credible.
Mao forced farmers to make steel out of farm tools and in small village furnaces, which left farmers with no tools to work the fields. He forced farmers to chase away insect-eating sparrows, which led yo locust-infested fields. Millions starved to death as a result.
He thought that turning the population on itself in endless struggle was the path to proletariat prosperity - all it had done was to make more starve to death, loss of Chinese know-how across the board and China left on the brink of bankruptcy.
His views on dental hygiene were so off the planet that he eschewed both “modern” or more traditional Chinese modes of dental care, to the point that his doctors and others all mention the rotting stench that emanated from his mouth.
Not all dictators are idiots - Deng Xiaoping was a dictator but not an idiot. But Mao excelled himself in his idiotmaxxing, more a buffoonish Idi Amin than a dangerously bright Emperor Kangxi.
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Hot take, we don't need better graphics than this. The push for realism has just resulted in the actual gameplay stagnating.
I would trade "photorealistic" graphics for this any day and put all of the resources into huge 1000+ player lobbies with insane physics, destruction and levolution events.
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Altering a shot to make it look as bad as possible is exactly the kind of shit I expect disingenuous George Lucas-hating pukes to do.























































