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26 / Texture Artist & Kitbasher, avid ArmA 3 player, Shark-God. Hide your bones : I'm hungry.

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Joined June 2015
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My Nord ass exploring Hammerfell
The next Elder Scrolls game is reportedly titled ‘THE ELDER SCROLLS VI: SENTINEL’. An official announcement will happen soon. (Source: theverge.com/tech/1022023/mi…)
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Removing AI from your feed with 4 of my 3D renders📷
Removing AI from your feed with 4 of my renders 😼
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friend req im so sick of that bird on my tl bro
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Day off tomorrow
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They literally act like this on discord servers it’s so fucking hilarious
-Kills person who disagrees with him - less than ten seconds later starts rambling about his porn addict bestiality fetish. This really is the most trans show of all time.
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almost Friday
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Legendary actor Sir Patrick Stewart, best known for his roles as Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek and Professor X in X-Men, has died. He was 86.
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"No trophies of my triumphs precede me. But I have lived well, and my ghost shall rest easy. Men are but flesh and blood. They know their doom, but not the hour. In this I am blessed to see the hour of my death... To face my apportioned fate, then fall."
Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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The First Contact War between the Systems Alliance and the Turian Heriarchy was only thirty years before Mass Effect. Ashley Williams was born right on the heels of that conflict, which was started by the turians attacking humanity completely unprovoked. And in the aftermath of that war, her family took the brunt of the political and social impact in the Alliance. Despite humanity being attacked without military provocation, humans gained a reputation as "aggressors" due to the war. Humans in Mass Effect, Ashley especially, are entirely justified in their prejudices. Mass Effect 2 and 3 only justify it further.
Ashley Williams. The most romanced space racist in the galaxy.
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Rixis Field Guide, 2025
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Indian hands made this
I Ranked Countries by How Good Their Food Actually Is.
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You gotta love the oppression fantasy these people live in, because a society that has been accommodating them beyond reason for years has finally asked them to just be normal for five fucking minutes.
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básicamente la trama de killzone
"but spikes and skulls aren't practical!" Fine, here's my version.
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The thing about Mao Zedong was that he was not just a dictator. He was actually a f***ing idiot to such an extent that it would make Trump’s ridiculous claims of himself being a “stable genius” almost credible. Mao forced farmers to make steel out of farm tools and in small village furnaces, which left farmers with no tools to work the fields. He forced farmers to chase away insect-eating sparrows, which led yo locust-infested fields. Millions starved to death as a result. He thought that turning the population on itself in endless struggle was the path to proletariat prosperity - all it had done was to make more starve to death, loss of Chinese know-how across the board and China left on the brink of bankruptcy. His views on dental hygiene were so off the planet that he eschewed both “modern” or more traditional Chinese modes of dental care, to the point that his doctors and others all mention the rotting stench that emanated from his mouth. Not all dictators are idiots - Deng Xiaoping was a dictator but not an idiot. But Mao excelled himself in his idiotmaxxing, more a buffoonish Idi Amin than a dangerously bright Emperor Kangxi.
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yeah that’s my spiderman this nigga knows when someone is recording him every time
new tobey sighting 😭
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Hot take, we don't need better graphics than this. The push for realism has just resulted in the actual gameplay stagnating. I would trade "photorealistic" graphics for this any day and put all of the resources into huge 1000+ player lobbies with insane physics, destruction and levolution events.
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That mf had to hop in
This is the ultimate smorgasbord for these ducks who are getting the best meal ever! They love this stuff!
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that shit stanks in jesus name 😂😂😂😂
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Altering a shot to make it look as bad as possible is exactly the kind of shit I expect disingenuous George Lucas-hating pukes to do.
Replying to @GuardianTenshi
>Prequels are shot perfectly yup Kubrick should eat his heart out, lol
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