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Joined October 2022
Import the third world, become the third world.
BRAZIL'S FLAVIO BOLSONARO IS ON A PLANE HEADING TO THE US, US OFFICIAL SAYS
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absolutely crazy to say “faith and family most important to us.” their relationship literally began when she started cheating on her 2nd husband and busting her shit wide open for hannity in his basement. then he told his priest he wants to marry the side bitch, priest said no shot. so he left the church lmao.
Fox News stars Ainsley Earhardt and Sean Hannity tied the knot on Saturday at the historic Church of Bethesda-by-the-Sea in Palm Beach, Florida, returning to the place where Hannity proposed over Christmas in 2024. Surrounded by their children, relatives and closest friends, the couple exchanged vows in a heartfelt ceremony that reflected their shared faith and the importance of family in their lives. Get the full details on Ainsley and Sean's wedding and the personal touches that made their big day memorable: foxnews.com/media/ainsley-ea…
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fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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For those of us who knew that Trump = Bush everything about Trump 2.0 had gone exactly as expected btw
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sources tell me rousseau is stable. please god
French philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseau has been gravely injured in a carriage accident: as he walked along a narrow street in Paris, a nobleman’s carriage came rushing past in the opposite direction. Rousseau was knocked down, suffering a concussion and neurological damage, with seizures.
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Gaza is absolutely one of the most important foreign policy questions of the last 25 years precisely because the stakes are so low for global powers: it asks, "Will you stop an obvious humanitarian catastrophe even though the outcome won't significantly affect your interests either way?"
This is such an interesting clash of cultures. I'm not sure Gaza ranks among even the top 20 foreign policy questions of the last 25 years. Iraq is a bit higher, but in the long run, surprisingly inconsequential too.
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All three of them have yet to disavow the Muslim Brotherhood – at Brooklyn, NY
For real change and a better standard of living, vote Bruce Blakeman over hopeless incumbent Kathy Hochul. Read today's cover here: trib.al/MoHHCi1
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“Someone who makes mistakes is not fit to hold public office” is a very funny stance for this particular person to take
Vance: I saw the Vivek Ramaswamy ad. Look, man, these situations are always tough
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fav reaction to this is ‘average voter won’t care’ yes I’m certain americans won’t care that Trump’s top foreign policy guy is taking fat israeli & saudi direct deposits for economy-molesting wars & that every republican candidate is running on supporting this
I complained about a lack of good october surprises 15 minutes too soon, this is a nuclear bomb
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The GRU hacked into Jared Kushner's iPhone. Dutch military intelligence (MIVD) then recruited a GRU spy who gave them access to the hacked phone. What MIVD discovered was that Kushner had access to two bank accounts --one Azerbaijani, the other Israeli --where Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Emirati ruler Mohammed bin Zayed deposited money. It sounds like a slightly far-fetched episode of "Slow Horses," but it's real. And it proves just how eye-poppingly corrupt this administration was and continues to be as its "special envoy" decides the fate of tens of millions in Europe in the Middle East. Simply incredible reporting by Matthew Cole, drawn from his new book on Kushner. vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
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Hispanic/Latino communities such as Little Village have been violently terrorized by Republicans and Feds for the past 411 days, so it's with great pleasure that I say: "Go Fuck Yourself Sideways, Darren Bailey."
Last week Cindy and I walked 26th Street in Little Village with our friend Alex. These business owners work hard, love their community and just want to be safe and left alone. We heard you, and we're going to fight for you.
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NILES THIS IS THE WORST IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD
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The Eagles medical staff treating Jalen Hurts for blood clots at the hospital
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It is a basic principle of American democracy that the government can’t selectively target individuals simply because of their political beliefs or what they say. But that’s exactly what the Trump Administration is doing to Congresswoman Ilhan Omar of Minnesota. To understand why this is so appalling, it’s important to know the facts. Congresswoman Omar came to this country with her father when she was 12 years old. Five years later, her father became a naturalized citizen. If Ilhan had been 18 at the time, she would have had to apply for citizenship separately. But because she was 17, she became a naturalized citizen automatically. Congresswoman Omar went on to graduate from college, work as a community organizer, become the first Somali-American legislator elected to public office in the U.S., and win a seat in Congress. There, she has been one of the Trump Administration’s fiercest critics, which has led the president to repeatedly single her out as someone who he believes does not belong in this country. Now the Administration is actively trying to deport Congresswoman Omar, seemingly based solely on the unsubstantiated theory that she was actually 18 when her father was naturalized, and therefore is not a citizen. Federal agents have raided her home, confiscated personal records, and seized her phone — all to try and uncover a nonexistent smoking gun from 20 years ago that will somehow make their case. Think about that. The full weight of the federal government is being brought down on a law-abiding elected official because she has dared to criticize the president. And it’s not the first time this has happened. Under President Trump, the Justice Department has repeatedly gone after those he considers his political enemies — from the Attorney General of New York, to the former head of the FBI, to members of the Federal Reserve. In those cases, the prosecutions either stalled or were dismissed for having no basis in law, and the same is likely to happen in this case. But not before Congresswoman Omar’s life has been turned upside down, her legal bills have piled up, and she’s been forced to spend time fighting unsubstantiated charges instead of serving the people of Minnesota. The fact that any president, or any administration, is willing to engage in such transparent efforts to intimidate someone should outrage all Americans, regardless of how they feel about Congresswoman Omar’s political views. Because if this becomes the new normal, there’s no reason to believe it will stop with her — or that future presidents, in either party, won’t do the same.
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Me in 1990: we will have hoverboards in 2026 2026:
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You’re right, the French Revolution was a mistake.
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Eric Deters has released the 16 minute phone call from Greece where Kimberly Guilfoyle is accused of accepting up to $3 million in bribes, doing cocaine, and (allegedly) leaking government information to China. This is absolutely wild.
🚨BOMBSHELL! Eric Deters, the former Trump donor, is not only suing Kimberly Gilfoyle for $1 million AND an apology, he also said that tomorrow at 3PM, he is planning on playing a 16-minute phone call that he received from Greece that will “BRING DOWN the Trump Administration.” MIC. FUCKING. DROP.
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i used AI to reverse engineer the block blaster mobile app.
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Chud fatigue👇
“We’re gonna be alright”
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