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Joined November 2021
A SpaceX + Tesla Merger Model: Our First Look Splicing Consensus forecasts for each with necessary considerations $TSLA $SPCX earnings-edge.com/p/a-spacex…
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Consensus Media retweeted
A SpaceX + Tesla Merger Model: Our First Look Splicing Consensus forecasts for each with necessary considerations $TSLA $SPCX earnings-edge.com/p/a-spacex…
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Not so easy with a timer
How good is your mental math processing? mindloftdaily.com/math
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Indeed - everyone should know this.
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*MERCADO LIBRE $MELI SINKS 6% IN EARLY TRADING AS LULU WINS BRAZIL ELECTION
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*LULU PROJECTED AS BRAZIL PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION WINNER And they said USAID was out of money!
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UCF getting absolutely hosed by these officials needing BYU undefeated
Can we stop pretending that BYU is a playoff team
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When did the Wendy’s nuggets get so obviously synthetic and chewy? Their nuggets used to be best in class for fast food…
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Can we stop pretending that BYU is a playoff team
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*NEW LULULEMON CEO AND PRODUCT “EXPERT” MAKES HER MARK BY PROMOTING SHORTS TO NEW YORKERS AS WINTER ARRIVES
$LULU sent this to me about 30 minutes ago. Just in time for the winter! Looking forward to the new sweaters I can buy in June. Maybe it makes sense in the South, but they know where I live...
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Hey @Investor_NICK_ look how great of a job the ex-Nike product team is doing at $LULU with their first promotional campaign
$LULU sent this to me about 30 minutes ago. Just in time for the winter! Looking forward to the new sweaters I can buy in June. Maybe it makes sense in the South, but they know where I live...
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*MARK WALTER IS SEEKING TO SELL THE WNBA'S LOS ANGELES SPARKS Wow I am sure he is beside himself
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New gif integrated share feature about to drop over at mindloftdaily.com
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Earnings Edge for Monday: Setups for Verizon, Welltower, Cadence Design, Rambus, Amkor, Public Storage, Simpson Manufacturing, Noble Corporation, Dorman Products, Agilysys, and More consensusmedia.substack.com/…
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*OPENAI TO TRAIN FRONTIER MODELS WITHOUT INTERNET ACCESS These marketing ploys are getting so silly
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"Our $PANW 12-month price target is based on 789x our 2028 earnings."
They are lining up to buy $PANW at 942 earnings haha
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I don't understand why folks are jumping all over Pulte's numbers
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