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Boston, MA
Joined November 2021
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A SpaceX + Tesla Merger Model: Our First Look Splicing Consensus forecasts for each with necessary considerations $TSLA $SPCX earnings-edge.com/p/a-spacex…
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Surely Western Digital will save the market with its results after the bell and not further tank everything
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> be Reddit $RDDT, self-proclaimed “front page of the internet” > 2025, still hyping itself as the voice of the people, but overplayed their hand hard > platform’s a woke liberal echo chamber, mods ban anything that doesn’t fit the script > subreddits like r/politics and r/worldnews read like a DNC press release, zero grip on reality > userbase skews hard left, downvotes dissent into oblivion, karma’s a loyalty test > X posts mock Reddit as a hugbox for blue-haired keyboard warriors, no connection to the real world > IPO in ‘24 was a flop, stock’s a meme, trading like a penny stock with extra steps > ad revenue’s tanking, brands ditch platform over censorship scandals and bot infestations > 30% of top subs controlled by same 100 power mods, per 2023 data leaks > “free speech” claims dead after purging anything remotely spicy since 2020 > r/WallStreetBets still pumps stonks, but even they’re drowned out by sanctimonious TED Talk vibes > engagement’s fake—bots and shills upvote corporate propaganda to the front page > users scream “eat the rich” while Reddit begs for venture capital to stay afloat > valuation’s a house of cards, $6.5B debt looms, investors smell blood > “Reddit reflects the world” narrative crumbling as normies flee to X for unfiltered takes > their big innovation? Snoo avatars and awards for circlejerking in walled gardens > stock’s up today, but it’s a dead cat bounce in a reality-distortion field
$RDDT Reddit user numbers in TickerTrends usage trackers never stopped getting worse and now AI referral traffic has seemingly vanished. The stock previously had been running up on the expectation of higher AI licensing deals but that assumption looks questionable now. xitter.cf/theandreboso/status/19…
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Earnings Edge for Wednesday: Setups for Meta, Tesla, Lam Research, Texas Instruments, IBM, Philip Morris International, AT&T, Thermo Fisher, United Rentals, and 70 More earnings-edge.com/p/earnings…
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New spatial intelligence daily puzzle:
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Earnings Edge for the Week Ahead: Setups for Netflix, GE Aerospace, RTX, Intuitive Surgical, General Motors, 3M, Capital One Financial, United Airlines Holdings, Equifax, Hasbro, and Many More Relative positioning context bundled with researched recommendations consensusmedia.substack.com/…
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I do know this one and you should too:
If you don't know this one, we don't want you @ mindloftdaily.com/trivia
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Trivia for Seattle Seahawks @ Denver Broncos tonight - Thursday Night Football mindloftdaily.com/trivia Bo Nix - Sam Darnold - Sean Payton - Mike MacDonald
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Over under $1M for this Austin house...
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This one is maybe too easy for the highlight:
A question from Biz in today's Trivia Gauntlet - mindloftdaily.com/trivia
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Today's Glyph is a crossword with no clues — match each number to its letter and fill the grid. @lollapuzzoola
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I actually did not know this one. Side note: we are now up to 500 unique players daily and growing rapidly! Thank you for the support. $100 available in our raffle.
Today's Biz excerpt from the Trivia Gauntlet - mindloftdaily.com/trivia
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Just eclipsed 250,000 unique visitors Sustaining 750 DAUs Sustaining 450 hours of daily engagement Now 107 daily puzzles Working on inking partnerships for cognitive research, standardized test prep, and newspaper syndication Only a few months in! mindloftdaily.com
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How good is your pricing? mindloftdaily.com/pricecheck
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Jags just lost… barring a miracle
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Give it a shot! I stink.
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