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Corum

@Corum

IT Guy in public education - this often translates to 'custodian of everything with a wire attached' * Husband * Dad * Geek * Opinionated Bastard (literally)

 Western Massachusetts
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I still expect to hear “Buenos Noches Amigos” whenever they mention the SAP button before each game
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Bookstores are my personal Vegas. I walk in with good intentions, leave broke, and have no memory of how it happened.
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"It's a trap!" - Admiral Ackbear
A bear sits at the bottom of stairs marked as an emergency exit at Katmai National Park & Preserve, Alaska.

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Corum@Corum30 Jul 2019
All hardware sucks. All software sucks. All OSes suck. Some combination will suck least for your situation. -Peterd/Regnad Kcin Sysadmin Extrordinaire
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The #GiftOfSox giveaways are heating up! RT now for a chance to win a Raffy signed jersey! Sweepstakes ends 6:59PM ET 2/3/23: atmlb.com/3LtZOUZ
A picture of Rafael Devers up to bat wearing the Red Sox alternate red uniform. Text overlaid on the picture reads "RT for a chance to win a Rafael Devers signed jersey."

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No one that knew Dan Kaminsky well is talking about DNS today. They are talking about kindness, boundless energy and positivity, spontaneous adventures, and how hard he worked to lift others up. Want to emulate one of the greatest hackers of all time? Let that be your guide.
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Just saw a tweet that said "Stay at 127.0.0.1. Wear a 255.0.0.0" and I'm like... that's a class A subnet. That's a mask big enough for you and 16,777,213 other people. That's never gonna work. Be smart, people. Stay at 127.0.0.1, wear a 255.255.255.248.
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my uncle said he wouldn’t discuss trump with me unless I said one good thing he’s done so I said he’s normalizing makeup for men and it didn’t go as I planned – at Manhattan, NY
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Do you think a lot of people who did extreme Kondo are like, damn I wish I had some of that sh*t right now.
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Hey you. Yeah, you. Ignoring your nearest and dearest while you read Twitter on your phone. You ought to be *ashamed* of yourself. You should be ignoring them by reading a book instead.
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There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one.
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Sony Pictures Entertainment CEO Tony Vinciquerra says that “very famous people whose names I won’t use” want to redo Norman Lear’s ‘The Princess Bride’ bit.ly/30qHpQM
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Are the UK and the US now involved in some weird kind of political clusterfuck contest? I'll SEE your impeachment proceedings and RAISE you an investigation by the Independent Office for Police Conduct.
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HERE IT IS: The latests #SMOD2020 campaign ad: “What the f*ck?”
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I finally asked my human @Joeinblack The question which has burned my soul: “If God is all powerful and God is all good, why are there cats?” #DogQuotes
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ME, as a kid: I can't wait to be an adult. ME, as an adult: I have seriously miscalculated this.
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"The Devil isn't in the details, he's in the unintended consequences." - Me, about once a year, according to my Twitter archive.
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Manchester morning graffiti...
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This is why we can't have nice things
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