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Millennial working in cybersecurity.

DFW area, TX
Joined December 2016
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Dear VP Dumbledore, We are eating plenty of candy. Tell Dobby to pick up the pace. Love, Potter and Malfoid
Happy Halloween everyone!
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Happy Reformation Day
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Promises kept. Massive kudos to @redbaronpizza for standing behind their guy.
I haven’t bought a frozen pizza in probably a decade. That changes tonight.
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GO OUTSIDE AND GET THE STOCK MARKET UP!!!
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We are not the same
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I think what makes these fake Apple Pay scam/prank situations so emotionally volatile is that they combine several nightmare scenarios for the victim into one attack. For starters, you're getting robbed in public. This is embarrassing, especially for a man. Second, you're on camera unexpectedly for a large audience. This should be illegal. It's not, but it should be. Third, you're being played for a fool because you don't really know how the technology of Apple Pay / contactless payments works, and someone is exploiting you over it. So we end up with a scenario where some random guy--in this case, a middle-aged man stocking the frozen pizzas--is getting robbed, humiliated, and made to look foolish by what is likely a teenage mulatto who's exploiting a type of "I'm not touching you" loophole in the social contract, where the pizza guy would go to jail for a long time if he punched the scammer because ultimately the prankster (a) hasn't stolen anything, and (b) hasn't laid a finger on the victim. It creates a real 'naked in front of the whole class' simulation where over 7 billion people will have permanent access to an episode of "This is what the pizza guy would look like if someone were robbing him using a technology he's too old to understand. See, look how mad he is over the IDEA of losing $10! Look how stupid he is! They didn't even take any money!" This is a worst-case scenario for the victim. Most people are not designed for this. Complete public humiliation, absolute demoralization, no rightful recourse in the eyes of the law, no way to take back what has been stolen from you because no money was actually taken; only your dignity and sense of self-worth. This is what happens to actual Americans in 2026 who still try to live by following the rules, working hard, and sticking to the script. They get publicly humiliated by 90 IQ mystery meat ethnics exploiting them for content to earn shitcoins with which to gamble on prediction websites.
‘MY LIFE IS HARD AS IT IS, I DON’T NEED THIS CRAP!’ — Grocery store worker SNAPS at clout-chasing kids Teens tried to apologize to the man with four kids and a mortgage, but it didn’t look sincere to him
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There’s a hidden dagger in almost every PC game from 1995-2005 that murders ARM processors. It’s kind of an accident, and it all has to do with floating points. x87 was Intel’s floating point extension to x86. I won’t get into all the historical drama, but Intel decided that all internal float math would be at 80-bit extended precision to reduce rounding errors. Of course, today no one in their right mind uses 80-bit; standard 64-bit doubles are just too convenient. Modern ARM64 doesn’t have any 80-bit hardware! This creates a nasty problem for emulation. How much x87 arithmetic can you replace with say, native ARM64 floating point (losing precision!) without breaking behavior? It’s not so simple; dropping 16-bits of precision can cause funny physics glitches and such. But boy, if you need all 80-bits, the software fallback REALLY stinks. With all the decomp/recomp hype lately, porting OG Xbox and PC games to mobile / ARM devices is extra tricky. Not impossible, but you’d be amazed at how much x87 code is in old games!
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TIME TO REPOST THE OLD CLASSIC
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Young men aren't lazy. The math changed. The path our parents had to a house, a family and a good wage isn't the one you were handed. Fixing it starts with you showing up. Early voting runs through Oct 30. teapawt.net/BlazeTV/status/2112963…
“They just think that the system still is the same as it was in the 70s or 80s when they were first getting married and first buying their first home.” @AuronMacintyre and @bofrench discuss the disconnect between the experiences of older and younger generations in America.
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"What was you biggest impact on the Internet?" 🦐
"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?" It's either the "All games are political" post or, my newer claim to fame, fucking Mixtape.
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There isn't a single certificate coming out of India that isn't fraudulent. Bachelor's? Fraud. Masters? Fraud. Doctorate? Fraud. Technical? Fraud. SSL? Fraud. Birth? Fraud.
More private keys by the Indian certificate authority have been discovered. These are all small numbers. People are suspecting that they interpreted 384 bit keys to mean that they should pick numbers from 1-384 to use as their private keys.
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You can now report fraud directly on the America.gov platform with a reward up to 30k
Now on America.gov: report fraud against government programs in just a few steps and, if eligible, receive a reward up to $30K
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WHAT ??
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fellas if she wanted to she would. know your worth.
Chinese bride gifts her partner a flagship GPU at wedding — he breaks down in tears She handed him an ASUS ROG Astral RTX 5090 that costs around $12,000
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The headline versus the editor's note
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.@Sonderling47: "I am hereby suspending from the Permanent Labor Certification Program some of the largest IT outsourcing firms in the world — Cognizant, Infosys, Tata, Wipro, HCL, and Capgemini — and also, due to multiple active federal investigations, @USDOL is suspending Microsoft and Adobe from the program."
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