Dan Carroll

Being in your 50s is confusing... On paper, I'm 56. In my head, I'm 37. At a concert, I'm 25. After 9pm, I'm 87. Getting up off the floor, I'm 104. When someone pisses me off, I'm 14. But when an 80s song comes on... I'm 17, drunk in a field, and my mother thinks I'm at a sleepover… ✌🏼

Now folks will complain about the fact that for $11.5M, Igor Shesterkin has only scored once. #NYR

Got to have a backup plan if quad is down

Young people see this scene and think “That would never happen.” Look, I was there. This is every other Little League coach in America in 1976.

I can’t believe it’s been 25 years. On 9/11/2001, the NYPD & FDNY ran toward danger while others ran away. They risked everything for strangers. It was about good vs. evil — not Democrat vs. Republican. We must never forget: we are the United States of America. May we never forget the fallen. On Oct. 7, 2001, the Rangers & Sabres paid tribute to New York’s courage, resilience, and unity 💙❤️ I am so proud to be a New Yorker. I am so proud to be American 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

"Jack Lambert had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking: "You can have your money back. Just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there." John Elway on his first snap seeing Jack Lambert on the other side of scrimmage. "Off all the middle linebackers; Ray Nitschke, Willie Lanier, Dick Butkus - what set Jack Lambert apart was his ability to play the pass." Jack Ham. "I believe the game is designed to reward the ones who hit the hardest. If you can't take it, you shouldn't play. Yes, I get satisfaction out of hitting a guy and seeing him lie there a while. The Steelers kept drafting guys who were bigger, stronger and faster than me, but they never found one who could take my job away from me." Jack Lambert. Legend!

I just dream, keep on bein' the way I am. #KingMerle

The Bears were so cheap that Dick Butkus saved money by cutting his wife's hair.

Although historians struggle to explain it, there was a solid five-year period during the 80s where the most desirable look a woman could achieve was “About to blow a truck driver at a Motel 6 for $20 and half a pack of cigarettes.”