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I like football and porno and books about war. If pronouns offend you please feel free to fuck off rather than engaging me in conversation.

Directly under the sun...now.
Joined June 2009
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Deleting this app. We’ll see if I’m back. I’m at the Bluesky place if you need me.
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Replying to @atrupar
Damn, you cut off the video just a few seconds before he laughed, turned into a bat, and flew away.
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Kash Patel should be fired and replaced with someone who will work at his desk in a crisis, instead of TWICE IN ONE DAY falsely claiming he caught the shooter because he can't go another minute without an attaboy.
The subject in custody has been released after an interrogation by law enforcement. Our investigation continues and we will continue to release information in interest of transparency
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This is ridiculous. I challenge MAGA to give one example of a major US-Canada issue - rules for the Great Lakes, NORAD, acid rain, whatever - where Canada wasn’t accommodating. Also, does MAGA even want this? Is this ‘owning the libs’ or ending DEI? Can anyone even explain this?
INGRAHAM: You're tougher with Canada than you are with our biggest adversaries. Why? TRUMP: Only because it's meant to be our 51st state. One of the nastiest countries to deal with is Canada.
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Funny, maybe 12 people on their phones isn't good programming in the year 2025?? Call me crazy
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Presidents Trump and Musk are already working hard to bring down the cost of stocks to a level where average Americans can afford them again. I imagine groceries will not be far behind.
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imagine being such a washed up piece of never-was garbage that you clout chasing by trying to start a fight with a famous person's dad. Crawl back under your rock.
This fucking loser can't take a damn joke. Wish I laid him out right there and ruined his bullshit weekend even more.
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Almost as if this whole thing was never about the economy and exclusively about petty right wing grievances🙃
the beyond parody presidency
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wut?
Elon Musk: "There's a limestone mine where we store all the retirement paperwork. You look at this picture of this mine, this mine looks like something out of the '50s because it was started in 1955. It's like a time warp. And then the limiting factor is the speed at which the mineshaft elevator can move ... "
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“AWFUL HALFTIME SHOW !!!” -
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I may well have missed it, but I've yet to see DOGE offer a single example of actual fraud, as opposed to examples of the government funding programs people disagree with.
What’s crazy to me…is the insanity of people literally imploding over the people finding massive fraud, rather than the people doing massive fraud.
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“When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One.” — Donald Trump (August 15, 2024)
Asked when prices will actually start coming down, a flustered Karoline Leavitt says, "prices at the store and at the grocery pump?" and provides a non-answer
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McGovern: He wants to invade Greenland and take over Panama. He wants to annex Canada and now wants to occupy Gaza. We have 42 million people in this country who are hungry. Whatever happened to America first? Whatever happened to helping people in this country and whatever happened to lowering prices? Instead we get this. This is like a warmonger here.
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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Replying to @49erCarlos
I didn’t say this but yall have fun with it 😂
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So we’re concentrating all these people into…what’s the word? I guess we would call it a camp…
Karoline Leavitt announces that "today, the first flights from the United States to Guantanamo Bay with illegal migrants are underway."
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RFK Jr confirmed A big day for measles, mumps, rubella and polio. Their comeback is ON!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
RFK Jr was not “just confirmed”. RFK Jr.’s nomination was only advanced out of committee today(02/04/25). apnews.com/article/trump-… This is not the same thing as being confirmed. crsreports.congress.gov/product/pdf/R/…
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Would love to see what % of that is military.
Yes. It is absolutely achievable!
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Can you think of a Canadian product that’s better than an American one? Honestly curious.
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This is why I'll never leave this place
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While Mexico/Panama/Colombia have been able to find a face-saving diplomatic solution (usually involving a return to status quo ante), it's hard to know what Canada can do. I mean, how do you negotiate with this position?
Trump on what Trudeau could offer him to change his mind on tariffs: "What I'd like to see -- Canada become our 51st state."
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