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Just a choomba seeking revenge. “Let’s give these statics a spectacle they’ll never forget!”

Joined May 2020
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The names D, not Dick, not Dih, not fucking Deez, it’s D, I’m nothing like those half assed D’s that can’t keep their dicks in their pants around other women. I’m keeping it real, Capri, the real Capri is my woman, our connection is stronger than any ICE in night city, and I’ll flatline on that.
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I have to deal with this 24/7 btw, that’s what true love looks like.
Imagine describing a DOG to a DOG that’s never seen a DOG before , then asking the DOG to draw it. They might get some things right , but there’s no way they’d get a DOG , right ? The devil’s in the DOG . So from a distance you look at it , you think you’re seeing a DOG , but-
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I’m a gentleman
The way he just said "No more thanks" cause they ran out of beer is frying me 😭
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His lungs got replaced he’ll be fine if he smokes
David your girlfriend better not be getting you to smoke. I swear...
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Damn…
Ahhhh yes a very normal day at Night City
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20k likes is insane
“For some reason”
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The shit talia be doing
This is how I get around in Cyberpunk 2077.
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Not my best moment
Cara, o D ta completamente maluco da cabeça Que horror oque ele ta fazendo
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If you guys triple his followers I’m going to burn all of your houses to the ground.
Thank you all for 139 meatbags. Get me to 200 and I take Capri out on a date just to spite D.
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10k??! At least one person should follow me😭 (tysm for the likes)
“For some reason”
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Choomba I got places to be!
this is what i mean when i say D probably has insane road rage
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I was showing that your family’s rich and giving you your money gonk!
As we can see, D uses a picture of my father. This is a clever nod at how he's broke as fuck and can't do it himself
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Dog stop embarrassing me
I was bricked tf up during this but I was too tired to act like it
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Spoiled brat, showing off her parents money
Replying to @D_the_Spectacle
Yeah sure but look at this
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Replying to @Circlebircle_
shes so clearly inspired by a cat, but for some reason the fanbase thinks shes based on an insect.
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Y’all blowing up my notifications, so follow me so I can have more followers than a certain adam smasher that’s stealing my capri’s!
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