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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
It’s every bit as bad as we thought Carney would find a lot more support on the immigration file if he had a credible plan to address this fraud and abuse. The optics of ICE north will be brutal for the Liberals, but what is the alternative given the fraud involved?
💥EXPLOSIVE ATIP: Immigration Canada knew Indian agents were running MASSIVE FRAUD in the trucking industry and the student visa program as early as 2017 — and stamped the evidence "DO NOT DISCLOSE." According to records released under the Access to Information Act, Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Canada (IRCC) maintained an internal procedures manual for its New Delhi visa office documenting systemic fraud across the student visa and temporary foreign worker streams. The manual instructs officers to treat fraud as anticipated rather than exceptional The most damning thing about this scandal is not the fraud — it's that the government predicted it, kept it running, and then stamped the file "DO NOT DISCLOSE." Canada didn't lose control of its immigration system—they monetized it.
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: NFL sports bettors are demanding that the FBI investigate the Lions after Jahmyr Gibbs took a knee instead of walking into the end zone for an easy touchdown. The betting spread was -3.5 for the Lions. An extremely suspicious ending 🧐
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
No evidence exists of bettors demanding an FBI investigation into this play. Jahmyr Gibbs intentionally slid short of the end zone to run out the clock and set up the Lions' game-winning field goal, the correct strategy per Dan Campbell and reports. freep.com/story/sports/n… bleacherreport.com/articles/25520…
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
Anthropic 2025 revenue: $4.6 billion 2025 net loss: -$42 billion IPO valuation: $2 trillion
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
Imagine the Supreme Court stopping the count after polls close and ordering polls reopen for two hours ONLY in Philadelphia, Detroit, Milwaukee, and Atlanta, and you sort of get the scope of what's currently happening in Brazil.
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
Brazil Election Chaos Cheat Sheet: • Brazil provides free busing to and from voting centers • In order to be deemed neutral, those buses are not allowed to have any political signs, etc • In several states that skew toward Lula, the buses had "PT" stars affixed to them (PT is Lula's party). The official in charge of busing said those buses could not run unless the signs were taken down, delaying the busing. Lots of finger-pointing ensued • There is an election tribunal in Brazil that oversees election legal issues, but Lula went around it and appealed directly to the Supreme Court • The SC assigns a single justice to review; Lula asked for an extension specifically IN THOSE STATES (which heavily skew toward Lula) • The Justice who made the decision was previously Lula's PERSONAL LAWYER and is a Lula appointee • Once Bolsonaro knew Lula was asking for extensions and suspected it would be granted (given which justice was reviewing), he also requested extensions so they would be nationwide, and not just in Lula territory • A nationwide extension was granted just AFTER the polling stations were supposed to close (5:00pm). However, once a voting machine is locked for the day, it cannot be unlocked. In practice, this meant most polling stations were not able to reopen and offer extended voting because they'd closed at 5pm • By an AMAZING coincidence, nearly all of the voting machines that hadn't yet locked were in the four states where Lula polls well over 70% popularity (northeast) • There are supposed to be two observers (one from each side) at all polling stations. At many of the extended stations, the word is there were not two observers • In the first round voting (three weeks ago), Bolsonaro won 47% and Lula 45% of 119mm votes, with ~8% to third-party candidates • Of the 8%, the candidates skewed strongly to the right (Bolsonaro); everyone assumed Bolsonaro would take the large majority of that 8% and win easily in round two (yesterday) • As it turned out, Lula "outperformed" in basically every state • Also, apparently 5 million more people voted in round two (yesterday) than in round one • Lula picked up 10.5mm votes, whereas Bolsonaro picked up 3.7mm, leading to tremendous suspicion, as 3.7mm isn't even the majority of the 8% right-leaning opportunity from round one, and implies Bolsonaro received 0% of the incremental 5 million votes and less than half of the jump ball votes • Chaos ensues. The $EWZ Brazil index ETF has been down as much as 28% this morning (mix of currency and index declines)
Totally normal and not sketchy. Things are happening in Brazil right now: a Supreme Court justice extended the election in the states where Lula (the left) historically wins. Oh, and this supreme justice was appointed by Lula and was previously Lula’s lawyer… 🇧🇷
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
Holy shit. This might be one of the saddest things I’ve ever read.
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
“Tim McVey? The Branch Davidian?”
I’d probably use my middle name
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
The Atlanta Falcons preparing for the 49ers this weekend:
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
I think @Kalshi needs to start BK filing parlays for corporate directors. Dawn looks poised to turn in perhaps the first trifecta. GOAT level performance. @dmoses34
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
HBO's @LastWeekTonight has a long track record of citing social science findings without the appropriate context, massaging them to support whatever point @iamjohnoliver is trying to make.
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
You do NOT want Charles Barkley as your partner in a Who He Play For? game
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
cowboys could do the funniest thing rn
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
#SPUT @Sprott #Uranium Trust $U.U $U.UN #nuclear #GreenEnergy -15.23% discount to NAV No pounds purchased No trusts issued = no $ raised $82.7m in cash!
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
The new Seattle Seahawks logo looks sick!
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
Hearing some rumors that to counter the shocking Lindsay Graham news, Republicans are working on a story that a Democrat senator once drove off a bridge while drunk, killing a girl, and then covered it up for 50 years. No word on which senator, though.
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
Atlanta is going to attack Poland
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
Wild how $spcx is so dead when the most honest leader in modern history said they’re going to 20x revenue in 12 months
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