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.@jimcramer currently I own: - $CRWV bonds - one slice of a $NVDA Blackwell GPU - $BYND - some diesel I scraped out of the tank of my RAV4 - 10 copies of @jack first tweet AM I DIVERSIFIED?
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Dan Stringer, SEC Pimp retweeted
𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: NFL sports bettors are demanding that the FBI investigate the Lions after Jahmyr Gibbs took a knee instead of walking into the end zone for an easy touchdown. The betting spread was -3.5 for the Lions. An extremely suspicious ending 🧐
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No evidence exists of bettors demanding an FBI investigation into this play. Jahmyr Gibbs intentionally slid short of the end zone to run out the clock and set up the Lions' game-winning field goal, the correct strategy per Dan Campbell and reports. freep.com/story/sports/n… bleacherreport.com/articles/25520…
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🚨URGENTE: Acabo de pedir a apreensão do passaporte de Flávio Bolsonaro. O próximo passo desse bandido é tentar fugir do Brasil para não enfrentar os vários inquéritos em seu nome. Precisa ser preso logo. Não podemos permitir que ele se junte ao irmão nos EUA para tramar contra a soberania nacional!
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H1B discussion gonna be lit $MSFT
*MICROSOFT TO OFFER BUYOUTS TO 60,000 WORKERS IN LATEST COST CUT This is 27% of $MSFT's entire workforce
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LOOOOOOOL $SPCX
APOLLO'S SPACEX BET: @elonmusk's firm in a regulatory filing this morning disclosed that Apollo will be responsible for buying and leasing GPUs, with roughly a five-year lease term totalling $40 billion. It's another really large affirmation of the AI buildout, even if the industry is facing rotations more largely. It also shows you how much dry powder is still on the sidelines for just a single-issuer deal, with one major credit counterparty (though wouldn't be surprised to see Apollo syndicate the deal). Think this is really just the tip of the iceberg with how much private capital will continue to flow in.
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Anthropic 2025 revenue: $4.6 billion 2025 net loss: -$42 billion IPO valuation: $2 trillion
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Imagine the Supreme Court stopping the count after polls close and ordering polls reopen for two hours ONLY in Philadelphia, Detroit, Milwaukee, and Atlanta, and you sort of get the scope of what's currently happening in Brazil.
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Brazil Election Chaos Cheat Sheet: • Brazil provides free busing to and from voting centers • In order to be deemed neutral, those buses are not allowed to have any political signs, etc • In several states that skew toward Lula, the buses had "PT" stars affixed to them (PT is Lula's party). The official in charge of busing said those buses could not run unless the signs were taken down, delaying the busing. Lots of finger-pointing ensued • There is an election tribunal in Brazil that oversees election legal issues, but Lula went around it and appealed directly to the Supreme Court • The SC assigns a single justice to review; Lula asked for an extension specifically IN THOSE STATES (which heavily skew toward Lula) • The Justice who made the decision was previously Lula's PERSONAL LAWYER and is a Lula appointee • Once Bolsonaro knew Lula was asking for extensions and suspected it would be granted (given which justice was reviewing), he also requested extensions so they would be nationwide, and not just in Lula territory • A nationwide extension was granted just AFTER the polling stations were supposed to close (5:00pm). However, once a voting machine is locked for the day, it cannot be unlocked. In practice, this meant most polling stations were not able to reopen and offer extended voting because they'd closed at 5pm • By an AMAZING coincidence, nearly all of the voting machines that hadn't yet locked were in the four states where Lula polls well over 70% popularity (northeast) • There are supposed to be two observers (one from each side) at all polling stations. At many of the extended stations, the word is there were not two observers • In the first round voting (three weeks ago), Bolsonaro won 47% and Lula 45% of 119mm votes, with ~8% to third-party candidates • Of the 8%, the candidates skewed strongly to the right (Bolsonaro); everyone assumed Bolsonaro would take the large majority of that 8% and win easily in round two (yesterday) • As it turned out, Lula "outperformed" in basically every state • Also, apparently 5 million more people voted in round two (yesterday) than in round one • Lula picked up 10.5mm votes, whereas Bolsonaro picked up 3.7mm, leading to tremendous suspicion, as 3.7mm isn't even the majority of the 8% right-leaning opportunity from round one, and implies Bolsonaro received 0% of the incremental 5 million votes and less than half of the jump ball votes • Chaos ensues. The $EWZ Brazil index ETF has been down as much as 28% this morning (mix of currency and index declines)
Totally normal and not sketchy. Things are happening in Brazil right now: a Supreme Court justice extended the election in the states where Lula (the left) historically wins. Oh, and this supreme justice was appointed by Lula and was previously Lula’s lawyer… 🇧🇷
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Amazing work @MarkJCarney it’s so good to have an economist in charge! #Canada ❤️❤️❤️🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
EXCLUSIVE: ConocoPhillips confirms new Canadian layoffs, won’t disclose job-cut numbers westernstandard.news/news/ex…
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BREAKING: Brazil's stock market collapses nearly -30% and the Brazilian Real loses -10% after President Lula da Silva is unexpectedly re-elected. Brazil's stock market has lost over $200 billion of market cap today.
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papa are you worried about the Ukraine blowback? Don’t let those FUDsters win!!! Go SpaceX! $SPCX
BREAKING: Elon Musk is warning that Russia could target SpaceX's Starlink satellites with anti-satellite weapons if the network is used to support offensive military strikes. In comments posted to X on October 25, Musk raised concerns that using Starlink for offensive operations could make its satellites targets for retaliation, potentially creating dangerous debris across low Earth orbit. Russia demonstrated a destructive anti-satellite capability in November 2021, when it destroyed one of its own spacecraft with a ground-launched missile, generating a large debris field. Starlink has become critical to Ukrainian military communications, making the distinction between communications support and direct involvement in strikes increasingly consequential. Ukrainian officials have disputed Musk's previous allegations about the network's use in long-range attacks. There is no confirmed Russian attack plan against Starlink. Musk's warning concerns the potential consequences of escalation.
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*ANTHROPIC WARNS OF CATASTROPHIC, EXISTENTIAL RISKS TO HUMANITY
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Holy shit. This might be one of the saddest things I’ve ever read.
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“Tim McVey? The Branch Davidian?”
I’d probably use my middle name
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The Atlanta Falcons preparing for the 49ers this weekend:
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I think @Kalshi needs to start BK filing parlays for corporate directors. Dawn looks poised to turn in perhaps the first trifecta. GOAT level performance. @dmoses34
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HBO's @LastWeekTonight has a long track record of citing social science findings without the appropriate context, massaging them to support whatever point @iamjohnoliver is trying to make.
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