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Darth Locks MD

@DarthLocks

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Joined August 2022
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This game is rigged
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friendscallmeJay@JaypottaMar 31
“Past a certain age, a man without a deep appreciation for the magic and wonder of The Grateful Dead can be a bad thing.”
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6 hour layover
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dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it
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Walking back into the bar on Halloween after “batman” got kicked out
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There are too many colors out there. There should only be 3: white, black and whatever falls in the middle is dark white
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The Vanimal@ThatsPanicManJan 1
Have you ever done anything stupid before, bro?
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I should call her
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Is it normal to think that planes, boats, trains, etc. are cool or am I just autistic?
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Just shaved half my pubes. Good luck is coming my way
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And his chip is in #masters
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#expand
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If I was from China I’d call these “frip frops” #expand
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Freezer tarps hasn’t been funny in years and he’s a total fag
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“You can’t do that” the radical left chanted in unison as this white boy tried to pay for his coors with coins
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Never kill yourself.
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12 more please
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Just signed up for velo rewards. LinkedIn will be hearing about my new full time job!
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The worst person you know runs a fitness account on ig
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Corner three… and its hits the side of the backboard
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