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Joined August 2022
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Darth Locks MD retweeted
“Past a certain age, a man without a deep appreciation for the magic and wonder of The Grateful Dead can be a bad thing.”
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Darth Locks MD retweeted
dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it
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Have you ever done anything stupid before, bro?
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If I was from China I’d call these “frip frops” #expand
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Exam studying is getting in the way of reels
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Yes you guessed it! My parents get taxed at a 37% rate (highest tax bracket).
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Yeah sex is great but have you ever had the bartender say “There he is” when you walk in?
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Any fellas that know ball out there?
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I’m not brainwashed!!
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