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Tweets are my own views, not that of my employer, my wife, or my cat.

London, England
Joined February 2009
I'm not ashamed to admit seeing @OfficialSteps was an extremely emotional moment for me yesterday. Heartbeat was beautiful. Bravo @LSLofficial @_ClaireRichards @llatchfordevans @Ianhwatkins @Faye_Tozer @PrideBrighton
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Replying to @Morrisons
@Morrisons Hi Morrisons! I've come home today to find a rouge trolley outside my house. I've tried reporting it through your online form but keep getting errors, postcode wrong and not accepting my W3W location. Anything else I can do please?
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On our honeymoon, the crew couldn't upgrade us but they provided my wife an unlimited supply of champagne from upper class and a handwritten note on a napkin to say congrats. They made our flight. I was wobbling off the flight in Jamaica, hence the blur 🤣
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When the energy bill for winter comes through #ImACeleb
Replying to @wizzair
@wizzair Good evening. I logged a claim regarding a canceled flight almost 60 days ago - and have received no response. This is hugely frustrating - why is it taking so long to reply to claims?
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Replying to @Dominos_UK
@Dominos_UK think your Dover store might be selling drinks for the Borrowers. 1.25ml? 😂
Nice of Rod Stewart to stick to the actual melody of Sweet Caroline...😂😂😂😂😂 #PlatinumJubilee
Since when was ONE vanilla pod THREE POUNDS 👀👀👀
Today's lesson was DPD take photos of deliveries. Poor driver had a bit of a shock when I answered in my underwear and he took a photo 😂😂😂
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Usually there are thousands of people crossing London Bridge before 9am. Dead as a dodo today. #savehospitality #COVID19
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I can't even apply for one!
One year today. Happy anniversary @Maisieanncoco
Replying to @PoliticsForAlI
Live images of Devi and ISage
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Replying to @McDonaldsUK
@McDonaldsUK funny looking cheese share box 😂😂😂
Replying to @breeallegretti
Confusing. Just managed to order normally, no issues?
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Replying to @breeallegretti
Hydrocrabons are soooo 20th century. Electric cars are the future!
Uber help was rather blunt and I didn't know I had to declare an exemption to them. Support essentially told me to stay at home because I can't wear a mask. I am now "mask exempt" on their system, but I'm worried this will now cause drivers to now decline my booking.. 2/n
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Disappointed that I received this email from @uber after a ride on Sunday. I have a medical exemption, only recently obtained after waiting for several years for mental health therapy, and wear a lanyard and exemption badge at all times. No comment from the driver on route... 1/n
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