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London, England
Joined February 2009
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Dave Cocozza retweeted
We have an important announcement for those fed up with being rained on. After 6 weeks of being AWOL, we have finally found summer.
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In Paris, a new “Everything Is Fine” gif is born teapawt.net/marjo_beb/status/16395…
Dave Cocozza retweeted
A inspiração e o amor marcaram a jornada de Rei Pelé, que faleceu no dia de hoje.
Amor, amor e amor, para sempre.
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Inspiration and love marked the journey of King Pelé, who peacefully passed away today.
Love, love and love, forever.
Dave Cocozza retweeted
It’s done!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀
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Dave Cocozza retweeted
J.Lo is great shorthand for Jennifer Lopez, but it's not something you should try if you're Pete Doherty.
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Me arriving at the bar and realising they only sell Carling, Fosters and Carlsberg teapawt.net/KevMurray01/status/158…
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Les Dennis UNFOLLOWS Barack Obama on Instagram, sparking rumours of a fall-out between the pair
Dave Cocozza retweeted
On behalf of amateur photoshoppers everywhere I would like to thank the Conservative Party for going with a solid blue background
