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London, England
Joined February 2009
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Congratulations #ITVOscars pre-ceremony show, you've successfully infuriated me so much that I've moved onto my second beer before the ceremony even starts. Please can we all agree that the blonde bob lady (Mariella) should never be invited back.
Mariella Frostrup sounds like an edgy MA Film Studies student who just put "How can I slag off The Substance in a wanky way" into ChatGPT and didnt actually watch the film. Totally missed the fundamental message of the movie. #ITVOscars
Just one word: Infuriating. #ITVdebate It's just a match of who can talk the most drivel over each other.
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I'm not ashamed to admit seeing @OfficialSteps was an extremely emotional moment for me yesterday. Heartbeat was beautiful. Bravo @LSLofficial @_ClaireRichards @llatchfordevans @Ianhwatkins @Faye_Tozer @PrideBrighton
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Dave Cocozza retweeted
We have an important announcement for those fed up with being rained on. After 6 weeks of being AWOL, we have finally found summer.
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In Paris, a new “Everything Is Fine” gif is born teapawt.net/marjo_beb/status/16395…
Cracking show in Herne Bay tonight with @prodnose. A million thanks for signing my two programmes for the family - you made their nights. Hope to see you again soon!
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@wizzair 8 unread emails, no online chat availability, SEVEN MONTHS waiting for owed compensation.....@AirlineDispute claim lodged. This has gone on far too long. Please, for the love of god, can someone just reply to my contact requests.
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A inspiração e o amor marcaram a jornada de Rei Pelé, que faleceu no dia de hoje.
Amor, amor e amor, para sempre.
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Inspiration and love marked the journey of King Pelé, who peacefully passed away today.
Love, love and love, forever.
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It’s done!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀
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Dave Cocozza retweeted
J.Lo is great shorthand for Jennifer Lopez, but it's not something you should try if you're Pete Doherty.
