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DÁDÁ OF LAGOS retweeted
My wife, Rebecca, and I had been married for ten years.
We had two children, owned a house together, and had never spent more than three nights apart.
For our tenth anniversary, I booked an expensive restaurant and arranged a surprise weekend getaway.
Everything was perfect until 9:18 p.m.
Rebecca's phone rang.
She looked at the screen and immediately stood up.
"Who is calling?" I asked.
"Nobody important."
"Then why are you leaving the table?"
She answered the call and walked toward the entrance.
I could hear her saying:
"Not tonight. He's with me."
There was a pause.
Then she whispered:
"I know, but I can't keep doing this."
When she returned, she picked up her handbag.
"I need to leave."
I laughed.
"Rebecca, we're celebrating our tenth anniversary."
She looked at me with tears in her eyes.
"I'm sorry, Michael. I have to go home to my other husband."
I thought she was joking.
Until she showed me a photograph.
It was Rebecca standing beside another man in a wedding dress.
The photograph had been taken six years earlier.
DÁDÁ OF LAGOS retweeted
Peller has already streamed with notable names but the only person who he longed for and so much dream to have it with, is the GREATEST AFRICAN ARTISTE IN HISTORY.
See, forget the fact that I'm FC.
WIZKID charisma should be studied.
The way he carries himself is so unique.
You can't just bring bad energy close to him. He sees it from afar.
Top guy fr
DÁDÁ OF LAGOS retweeted
He said “I haven’t seen any alert , it’s pay day today” ah God , you give your salary to a jobless woman beater? Jesus I was so angry and the most annoying part is that they are his children and not hers😩Uche please✋🏾cause😭
DÁDÁ OF LAGOS retweeted
Server: "Another $250 table. No extra tip."
Coworker: "Ever since they added that 20% service charge, hardly anyone tips on top of it."
Server: "And our paychecks haven't gone up."
Customer: "Are you talking about my table?"
Server: "Sorry. We were talking about the new policy."
Customer: "I paid $50 on top of my bill already."
DÁDÁ OF LAGOS retweeted
I was shopping at Target when my daughter pointed out this little black box attached to the side of our red shopping basket.
I thought it was some kind of security device, but she said she'd noticed them on other baskets too.
I've shopped there for years and never paid attention to these things. 😳
Has anyone else noticed these little black boxes? What are they actually for?
DÁDÁ OF LAGOS retweeted
Your mutuals check your picture before they check your name. Make sure you don't change your profile picture too much
DÁDÁ OF LAGOS retweeted
Sit on your student mattresses and “cancel’ stonebwoy!! Avu😹
Do you know @stonebwoy ?????
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“Deal with it, deal with it, deal with the thing there Mightylele…”
An unforgettable moment of pure energy as @stonebwoy takes fans down memory lane with a live rendition of his timeless hit "Mightylele" at the 2026 Hogbetsotso Festival.
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