Divorced, dad to the 3 coolest kids, writer, bartender, traveler, graphic designer, film buff, gleek, Burning Man burner, seeker of happiness & other answers.
Troy, MI
Joined August 2009
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Chris Wallace just told the Fox News audience of President Biden’s speech: “I have been listening to these inaugural addresses since 1961, John F. Kennedy's 'Ask not.’ I thought this was the best inaugural address I ever heard."
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one time i shut myself in my room and listened to linkin park while crying because a girl told me she wouldn't be able to go to with me to the 2005 nickelodeon's kids choice awards if i were to hypothetically win tickets in a sweepstakes i saw in a commercial but never entered
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Raise your hand if you think Trump is guilty as fuck. ✋🏼 #ImpeachmentHearings
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"Have you ever seen another example of foreign aid conditioned on the personal or political interests of the president of the United States?"
William Taylor, top U.S. diplomat in Ukraine: "I have not." abcn.ws/2KjXjHH #ImpeachmentHearings
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Anyone out there saving @Booksmart for another day, consider making that day TODAY. We are getting creamed by the big dogs out there and need your support. Don’t give studios an excuse not to green-light movies made by and about women. 💪❤️💪
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Drogon didn’t kill Jon because he didn’t blame him for killing Daenerys, he blamed the iron throne. Drogon knew that the iron throne killed his mother, Drogon finished his mother’s wishes and broke the wheel! this scene was heartbreaking😣 #GameOfThrones
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Sweet sweet mo
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This tweet kept me awake at night it's so simple yet brilliant
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Admit it, this is really just Kim Jong-un’s elaborate plan to meet Stormy Daniels.
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"Brevity is the soul of wit."-Shakespeare #280characters
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Now that we all have #280Characters, we expect your Twitter complaints about specific calls against your favorite teams to be calm, well-reasoned, and full of complete sentences. Thanks in advance for this positive step forward in basketball officiating-related discourse."
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The worst thing about #280characters is realizing you spent half your life trying to shave off characters from tweets, and now you have nothing to distract you from your bottomless despair.
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Tyrion: "Flee, you idiot."
Us: "Flee, you idiot!"
Jaime: "LEEEE ROY JENKINNNSSS!!!"
#GameOfThrones
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Patton Oswalt dismantles Piers Morgan over #MensMarch tweets huff.to/2j5eqRG
