I’m an old ass Doc that fucking hands out coke for headaches. No DMs unless you’re a raccoon. https://xitter.cf/t.co/33Ek27jxCl

Joined June 2021
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DOBY IS FREE!!!
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HR asked (told) me not to wear this again
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There is absolutely nothing more satisfying than your first poop of the day. Unfortunately, mine was in my pants while driving to work.
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Your super hero name is the time of day + the last thing you ate I'm Night Cheese
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Lost 4 followers for tweeting my support for "medical marinara"
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Doc Gregith retweeted
It’s leftover night. Or as I like to call it “Where and when the fuck did this come from?”
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I'm fighting for my fucking life at Home Goods
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I got 99 problems and they would all be solved if I were absurdly rich
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Doc Gregith retweeted
Replying to @DocGregith
Thanks, Doc
In light of recent events, I am revising KISS’s guidelines, and will now rock’n’roll until, say, 9, and party maybe every second weekend.
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Doc Gregith retweeted
Replying to @DocGregith
LOGIC: Obviously, the end of the week is the "weekend" CALENDARS: What if I offe red you ano ther idea of what "week end" means?
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sometimes retweets are the only antidepressants you can afford
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[Me knowing "jfc" stands for Jesus fucking christ] My brain: Jentucky Fried Chicken
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