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dinosaurs went extinct and it became really hard for megafauna to exist and to maintain and engineer landscapes/open up the canopy so rats were like whatever it canโt be that hard
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father grandier walking back to the church after knocking up your daughter and publicly humiliating you with only his roguish charm and a deceased crocodile
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my cat makes this speech to me every day when i accuse him of mischief which he is openly doing
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Listen - Friday the 13th Part 5 and Jason Goes to Hell are two of my favorite films in the series. My opinions will always be somewhat controversial. Whether you love Crystal Lake, hate it or feel indifferent, youโre still a real Friday fan if you say you are. Fuck gatekeeping.
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Guinan: I know this guy. He's called The Noid. Watch yourself, Captain, or he'll ruin your pizzas
Picard: We mean you no harm. We are explorers
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Lena Dunham in HBO pitch writing GIRLS on the whiteboard, then wiping away the S so it says GIRL, then adding a dollar sign so it says GIRL$, then wiping it all away and writing ARLI$$
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They taste good to those pure of heart. But as soon as you eat too many they detect your greed and start tasting awful as a self-defense mechanism.
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There's a certain type of Midwesterner that knows the value of the pallid marriage of purple and orange on a deathly silent winter night.
It is one of the purest forms of existence in the great North.
Itโs fine to eat the popcorn that rises above the top of the bag before the movie starts, thatโs the Baronโs Delight. But you must be weary of digging too greedily into the popcorn inside the bag before the previews even end, that is the Dukeโs Lament









































