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Token but not token cripple

@TokenNotToken

Old 'n' fat, flatulent cancer survivor, lacking in lower limb count (I didn't get the job as runner) and talks bollocks mostly.

 Middle of Nowhere, Kent
Joined August 2012
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Ash Preston@TheAshPreston21 May 2024
🇬🇧 WHEN BRITAIN USED TO BE A PROPER COUNTRY 🇬🇧 A proper thread about a proper country. I see those nostalgia pages about the UK full of just old photos of towns looking grim whilst the author says something racist. So he's a proper thread celebrating when Britain was proper! 🧵
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@chunkymark18 Feb 2024
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Wales is currently in a very dangerous place. We don't have a fully functioning Princess in place. Wales faces an anxious few weeks. With a third of our kids in poverty, our heavy industry being destroyed, who will do that half-hour shift in a foodbank whilst being photographed?
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Bad news for users of the Chinese takeaway opposite The Shambles, the fire department are in attendance.
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Bar staff's last shift down The Shambles, two pints and two shots in and not paid for a thing...
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As one badly strung bale of hay to another I recognise game when I see it and that kiss goodbye had a bit more behind it. Weight watchers for example, let's both make friends with Jenny Craig, etc...
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Oh no, another free pint. Will I ever escape?
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My New Year gift to a number of local pubs is Asian Hooker on their internet enabled jukeboxes. Well worth the outlay.
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The news this morning that I will have to cut down (out) biscuits has hit me hard. There's a gaping hole in my diet that'll be hard to fill with dal, corn or rice snacks. Bugger.
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We're all up at The Child's this year and she keeps muttering "I hate cooking turkey, nobody likes it anyway". I'm being helpful by staying "THE FUCK AWAY" from her and the kitchen.
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Trades Union Congress@The_TUC25 Dec 2023
Merry Christmas!
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But any old shite at any price, don't bother checking if it's fit for purpose it must be purchased.
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@DPJHodges18 Dec 2023
Actually, I’ll expand the question. Never mind just Labour MPs. Is there a single person anywhere in the country who at the time the pandemic was unfolding said “Sorry. The doctors and nurses will have to wait. We need to make damn sure we’re getting good value for money here”…
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With all the media apologies for Felatio Johnson before he started giving evidence we should be grateful Laura Kuenssberg isn't still employed in prime time news
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Artsy photo time of the year, before the council pollard the tree.
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I've ordered some of those pigs in blankets crisps. They better be nice is all I'm saying.
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Oh bugger. It's snowing here and as a crutch user it is my last favourite type of weather. I used to get so excited as a bipedal child to see the snow fall and now as a unipedal adult my heart sinks. Bugger.
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Lovely condiment despite the strange fixation with WWII.
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I had a GDK for lunch and now I can't move. 🤤😮
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I was discussing the autumn statement with the cat this afternoon and she just looked at me like this. Followed by a rigorous genital clean, which days it all really.
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