Hoser in the sorta south. All the vices, unconventional, inconvenient fucking shitshow

end of the Fibonacci sequence
Joined October 2015
The fucking exceptional singularity that is you
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I don’t mean to be dramatic, but this movie is truly awful
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Could someone doordash me every snack in the world
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Having a haunted house at my apartment but it’s just me in my living room going over an in depth powerpoint of my life events from 2019-2023
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never cared as long as they acknowledged it. the condescending or defensive ‘i earned my way all on my own my billionaire parents didn’t do anything!’ crowd is the issue but yes of course, good parents should give their children every opportunity at their disposal.
Sylvester Stallone says that having his daughter in a major role in ‘TULSA KING’ Season 4 is absolutely nepotism. “First they go, ‘Nepotism is terrible. I said, ‘Oh please, you’re not a good parent if you haven’t performed a little nepotism.' Then obviously you don’t care about your kids, because they come first. Of course it’s nepotism, you idiot. That’s why we’re parents. We want the best for our children. So obviously, we let them have every advantage.” (Source: usatoday.com/story/entertain…)
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All I want right now is for you to come lay with me and be a soft place for my head to rest and my body to exhale.
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Dec 2, 1992: Bob Probert and Tie Domi get into one of the most ICONIC fights in NHL history. THE REMATCH. 🥊 #LGRW
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Who needs a titty pic for bedtime?
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My bodies comin back. Good luck
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things i saw today
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much like a big sandwich, i am also messy but delicious
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a sunday well spent
feeling very italian grandmother today (making sunday gravy from scratch to go with homemade lasagna)
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I’m only 55 and I wouldn’t be able to get in the Jennifer Lopez toilet position on the toilet, never mind in a sparkly leotard and high heels on stage. Fair play to the lass.
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I like your posts cause I’m flirting btw
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The thing i most didnt expect in You Can See Everything was the full frontal cock shot. But then again, you can see everything, so
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I may not be for everybody, and the older I get, the more I realize that's one of my best qualities. 🖤
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I officially weigh more than my fiancé 🎉
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Redwood Natl Park yesterday
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All of this health improvement advise on the internet is just so helpful
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FYI you only know it’s fall in southern Arizona when the cold tap water is not coming out scalding hot for the first full minute
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I am getting an internal call to visit Alaska
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