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The Dean

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"That's not funny" is your opinion.

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I may not be book smart but I can recite the opening saga cell from Quantum Leap with vigor and confidence So fuck you
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My Halloween display includes bloody footprints on my front porch - because my kids left their fucking Legos out there again.....
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Halloween tip: drinking beer outside in a folding chair while wearing only a bathrobe causes almost all trick-or-treaters to skip your house, maximizing the number of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups you can keep for yourself.
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This Halloween i'm handing out cigarette butts and bottle caps
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Hey M&M bag that tells me to share… who in the fuck do you think you are?
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Kat@ollkorrect0Oct 17
Friend just said to me, "I don't think you're on the spectrum but you definitely appreciate the culture"
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Kat@ollkorrect0Oct 12
I am mentally ill but I do think you should take into account that I used to be mentally iller
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The Cleveland Browns went from all of us thinking they’d win 0 games to winning twice in one god damn week
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Benny Boy@Camel_CrushinSep 5
Of course it’s my first rodeo. Who the fuck would go to more than one of these?
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my favorite sex position is being included.
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Okay, this grudge ain't gonna hold itself
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America never had a queen, but Dolly Parton was damn close.
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Here are six things Dolly Parton did to make the world better: - Gave $500 to every student who graduated high school in her hometown - Donated 250 million free books to children worldwide - Donated $1M for covid research - Offered fully-paid tuition for all Dollywood employees - Gave $1K/month to families displaced by Tennessee wildfires - Established a sanctuary for injured Bald Eagles What a treasure.
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Image from Muhammad Lila (@MuhammadLila)
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Miles Smith IV@IVMilesAug 25
Not kidding when I say this is Appalachia’s version of the death of Queen Elizabeth.
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She was one of the best of us, imagine being that talented and beautiful and yet when you pass on the world mourns the amazing human being you were. Her generosity will live beyond her.Her voice (singing and beyond) will be heard in our hearts forever. RIP Dolly
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We mourn her loss and celebrate that we had her.
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@yasharAug 25
The way Kenny Rogers’ whole face lights up the moment he hears Dolly Parton’s voice coming from offstage. I have always loved this performance so much.
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Dolly passing away on Titty Tuesday…what an absolute legend.
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Dolly… damn.
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Having sex is like going horse back riding….you can’t let them sense how scared you are.
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