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My Halloween display includes bloody footprints on my front porch - because my kids left their fucking Legos out there again.....
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Halloween tip: drinking beer outside in a folding chair while wearing only a bathrobe causes almost all trick-or-treaters to skip your house, maximizing the number of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups you can keep for yourself.
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Here are six things Dolly Parton did to make the world better:
- Gave $500 to every student who graduated high school in her hometown
- Donated 250 million free books to children worldwide
- Donated $1M for covid research
- Offered fully-paid tuition for all Dollywood employees
- Gave $1K/month to families displaced by Tennessee wildfires
- Established a sanctuary for injured Bald Eagles
What a treasure.
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Not kidding when I say this is Appalachia’s version of the death of Queen Elizabeth.
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The way Kenny Rogers’ whole face lights up the moment he hears Dolly Parton’s voice coming from offstage.
I have always loved this performance so much.
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Never fails. Schedule a haircut and my locks decide to look particularly luscious that day
