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Q: If Ted Cruz were a new beverage, what would it be named? A: Cancun Cola

Q: Where does George Santos get his sweaters? A: The Credibility Gap

Q: What’s the name of this band? A: A Frock of Seagulls

#CannibalismRomCom @StephenKing 10 Things I Ate About You Pretty, Tasty Woman Boneless in Seattle

#InflationSizedConfections One Musketeer @rockskimmer

For barbers… Make it Hairbnb @rockskimmer

#CheezItExperiments @tacobell’s “Mini Cheez-It Tostada” conveyor belt that delivers your Taco Bell 🔔 order directly into your mouth at the drive-up window without all of that wasteful, costly packaging.

#NextSCOTUSOutrage Supermarkets prohibited from selling fertilized eggs for human consumption because that would kill the chicken fetuses before they could grow large enough to be monetized by the Poultry-Industrial Complex controlled by the supermarkets. #ClarenceThomasLogic