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GooseyGander 🪿

@GanderDanielle
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Joined October 2018
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Things that don’t mix. 1. Water and oil 2. Me and nonsense
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abefe˚
@societyhateboluNov 7
all the times wey i happy, na money buy the happiness.
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LikeTheContinent@asia_kiaraNov 7
You on ya period & accidentally fall asleep on ya back now the blood up to your damn ears
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tife 🎀
@bolutifee___Nov 7
“can i call”
🦢 (@loungingmee) profile picture🦢@loungingmeeNov 6
Apologise like a guy…Go
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Raven Lovette 🫧@heyhoneyraeNov 7
When I stop questioning a nigga that’s when he better start questioning me😭
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PeePee🎀
@peegzy19h
my partner becoming a pastor is one of my major fears.
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joana.cli@joanacliiNov 6
Being called rude by a man is a win.
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aliyah@nevliyahNov 7
Stressing over a nigga who you can’t even call in a emergency is insane.
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Alice M. Simushi
@applechews_Nov 7
Good morning @MTN_Zambia @Airtel_Zambia. I’m at Chainda Market and have seen some space uku kuli ba nkunku. May I send you ba Margaret’s number so she can help you set up and sell chickens, since telecomms is proving impossible for you?
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Niryā𓆰𓆪 (@ZenAndFire) profile picture
Niryā𓆰𓆪@ZenAndFireNov 7
No one has a victim complex like a man Who thinks he's a good person
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Mamacita🤰🏾@justagirlalt11h
would be so funny if whoever i marry has always been in my life lol because huh!😭😭😭😭
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Women who pick careers over men>>>>>>>>
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111🪽@ang8lheart23h
being wifey material is an insult to me but calling me a dictator is true love
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fine trash 🚮@Chitambo_Nov 5
Kwaliba fye epo Fanta ikata epo Miranda taifika.
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E@ssencechanelNov 6
Gotta make sure I stay educated wit a pocket full of money cause I like to call people slow & broke
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Ms.Ifss♡@_ifssssNov 5
we may be hungry but we can manage our hunger.
r e a l w o m a n . (@shertinahh) profile picturer e a l w o m a n .@shertinahhNov 4
ay let’s go back to our exes 😭
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zia@zia_tiffahNov 6
“omg you work so hard” my dear i spend like a drug dealer, it’s either this or i start dealing fr
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@blondspitNov 4
I love following escorts on instagram like why this bitch taking caviar bumps in a helicopter wearing an alo workout set
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Wilson Bolshevik@loveintopainNov 4
People who treat marriage like some sort of life achievement scare me
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Marvo Sneh
@marvo_sneh_Nov 4
Please, if you call my number and it’s not reachable, try my account number. I receive bank alert faster than calls
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Alma Asinobi
@almaasinobiNov 4
Things are being posted from official accounts that have never been posted 😭
Iran in India (@Iran_in_India) profile pictureIran in India
@Iran_in_IndiaNov 4
The U.S. midterm elections 😄
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