Death to Videodrome. Long live the new flesh.
Joined April 2009
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Ordered something from Amazon yesterday (yeah, I know) and guy just drove up to my house in a red car and dropped off a plastic bag from Walmart with the item in it.
I have never felt more that something is deeply broken with society, or myself.
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What you shouldn't do is try to hard to stay in a situation where your work is not valued. Where you're trying to *convince* the powers that be to recognize and reward you. That's a waste of your valuable time and also a damage to your sense of self. Don't do it.
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This is easily the weirdest summer since the summer I spent watching every Ben Affleck movie in order.
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Useless life hack for when *this* all ends: go to DQ and get in line with the cashier who most looks like they smoke up. Before ordering a blizzard, ask for their best topping recommendation.
100% they’ve thought hard about the best combos. Whatever they suggest, it will crush.
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Count the guys wearing squared-toe shoes at the airport and ask yourself if we can handle coronavirus.
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Fleetwood Mac Zodiac
Aries: Angel
Taurus: Landslide
Gemini: Everywhere
Cancer: Sara
Leo: You Make Loving Fun
Virgo: Honey Hi
Libra: Seven Wonders
Scorpio: Rhiannon
Sagittarius: Storms
Capricorn: The Chain
Aquarius: Sisters of the Moon
Pisces: Dreams
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If you want to know why "female rage" is such a hot topic, today a media outlet stole my pitch on female rage and gave it to a male staff writer who appropriated it as the rage we ALL feel.
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Why would you block someone on Twitter and deprive them of your genius when you could mute them permanently and let them think you care?
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oh good Adobe has a photo series to show what it's like going about my day while the world ends
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Some easy ways to ruin your passion for something:
1) go to school for it
2) make it your job
