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Dean Carey

@GlobalDean42

Blue sky thinker in a grey sky world

 Auckland, New Zealand
Joined December 2011
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Incredible optical illusion demonstrates that when objects are removed from peripheral vision, the brain perceives a slower pace of motion 📹 Akiyoshi Kitaoka
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PUNS
@ThePunnyWorld18 Aug 2023
Image from PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld)
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Body parts are often metaphors. Guts are courage. Balls are courage. Spine is courage. Toes are small pigs that participate in the market economy
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Just updated my app folders
Image from Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan)
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Best part of being an elder millennial is at the grocery store every song is an absolute banger. Wonderwall at 8am? Let's gooo
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love this visualization how map projections distort the globe (share with the kids!)
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hate when someone invites you to a wedding and the attire is something like “semi-formal arboretum tea time soirée.” i have no idea what that means actually. i’m showing up in hockey pads
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Image from No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits)
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You don’t scare me…you’re not my girlfriend driving on the freeway.
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doordash push notification 15 minute after i got my food: how was your delicious greasy slop?? did you like it? you little hog
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OPPENHEIMER: I am become death, the destroyer of worlds ME: hi death the destroyer of worlds I’m dad OPPENHEIMER: … ME: … OPPENHEIMER: … ME: does that bomb have any Updog in it?
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superman: i can only reverse time for emergencies me: *looking at my corn dog on the ground* superman, please
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3yo, playing with her dolls: Mommy, I love you! Me: Aw I love you too. 3yo: Oh. That was actually my baby talking to me. Me: Oh. 3yo: Nobody said that to you. Me: Right. Me: Sorry.
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chuuch@ch000ch19 Oct 2013
hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it
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tate@50FirstTates5 May 2023
receptionist: name? james bond: bond, ja- receptionist: last name? james bond: bond but- receptionist: lmfao ur name is bond bond? james bond: *tearing up* i was doing a thing
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