You will always find me in the kitchen at parties

Joined February 2020
Cagey retweeted
Fox News is putting Nicki Minaj up telling people to vote red. Let’s break that down. Can Nicki Minaj vote? No. She’s not a U.S. citizen. Can Nicki Minaj’s husband vote? No, he’s a registered sex offender. Can Nicki Minaj’s brother vote? No, he’s serving 25 years to life for child sexual assault. She seems like the perfect spokesperson for MAGA republicans.
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Cagey retweeted
Ronald Araujo - I Love You 💪🏼♥️
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⏯️ One more time
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Sex is great and all but have you ever thought about the possibility of Elon Musk serving time in prison and then getting deported?
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No one has ever won both the FIFA Peace Prize and the Citizens of Iowa Man Of The Century award in the same year
Here’s a closer pic of the “award” Trump received REUTERS/Evan Vucci
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And y’all wonder why Trump is never releasing the Epstein files...
🚨 BREAKING: Three male sex workers just came forward to reveal that they were paid to have sex with the late Republican Senator Lindsey Graham. One was UNDERAGE when he reportedly had sex with Graham.
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Oh! The Free Press! Shocking! I think there’s a good chance he was ashamed of his sexuality and kinks and was HIGHLY blackmailable. That probably explains why he was the ultimate butt boy for Israel. He also allegedly slept with a minor. But I know how little that seems to bother Zionists.
Nothing in the @theyoungturks documentary about Lindsay Graham’s supposed gay sex life changes my mind about what I wrote after he died. Why did these men claiming to have had sex with Graham wait until after his death to retail their stories. And were they paid? thefp.com/p/the-gay-attacks-…
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Cagey retweeted
The dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever read.
Replying to @SocialistVoice
Every teacher who wore a Palestinian badge in 2026 would have worn a swastika in 1939.
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They’re a little busy in the West Bank.
You know who's not rioting across Europe? Zionists
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Cagey retweeted
This is killing me 😭😭😭
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You don’t usually get to see all of him, but the tweaking is insane. I’ve seen homeless people in San Francisco twitch less.
The cocaine has done so much damage. And the donations keep rolling in to pay for he’s habit. 🤭
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I mean, if this is the case, Newcastle might as well pump a billion in and in 2041-2042 be in the Championship for one season. Hardly a deterrent.
🚨 BREAKING: Manchester City are expected to face a HUGE points deduction that would guarantee relegation to the Championship, following guilty verdicts on the vast majority of their 115 financial charges. A further points deduction next season could keep City in the Championship for at least TWO seasons. Relegation to League Two is considered unlikely. [Daily Mail]
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The TUV really are determined to drag Belfast back to the 1980s. Ron McDowell, the fella who shared an AI-enhanced image exaggerating the crowd at a Drumcree rally, is now floating the idea of a week of protests against the Fleadh Cheoil na hÉireann. We’re talking about one of the biggest cultural events Belfast has ever hosted, attracting enormous crowds, generating millions for the local economy and showcasing the city to visitors from across the world. An event that benefits hotels, restaurants, pubs, shops and businesses across Belfast, regardless of religion or political background. And what does McDowell propose? Turning it into another sectarian battleground because of an entirely separate dispute at Drumcree. Jesus wept. Irish music, language and culture aren’t threats to unionism. Belfast belongs to everyone, Gone are the good old days Ron where unionism was able dictate what went on in Belfast. Imagine being an elected representative and contemplating disrupting an event bringing such enormous benefits to your own city simply to make a political point. This is precisely the mentality that held Belfast back for decades. The city is trying to move forward and was spectacular this summer, yet some in the TUV seem determined to keep fighting the cultural battles of the 1980s. The Fleadh is an opportunity to celebrate Belfast, not another excuse to divide it. Do better Ron
A Belfast City councillor has raised the possibility of a “week of protests” being held at next year’s Fleadh Cheoil na hÉireann following the Drumcree dispute. belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/… belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/…
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If you believe for one second that email was sent from a genuine Islamic group then you were just waiting for an excuse to be racist.
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Elon should invent a car that releases the Epstein files.
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I waited so long to use this video 😂😂
Leeds equalise through Calvert-Lewin, 1-1.
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Incredible how every time he tries to do something human he malfunctions
Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness is my new favourite thing.
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Hey @paddypower why don’t you make an amusing video about this ? 🤔
A gardener’s iPad showed she’d won £1.1 MILLION on a Paddy Power game. They paid her £20,265.14 and said the screen was wrong. Four and a half years later, a High Court judge ruled the screen was right. – Corrine Durber was a gardener from Gloucestershire, England. – In October 2020 she was playing a Paddy Power game called Wild Hatter on her iPad. It combines a fruit machine with a wheel-of-fortune bonus round. – She won the first stage, moved to the next level, and spun the jackpot wheel. – The screen showed the “Monster Jackpot” of £1,097,132.71. – She took a screenshot. – Paddy Power paid her £20,265.14, the amount for the smaller “Daily Jackpot,” and gave no explanation. – She complained to the company the same evening. – Paddy Power said a programming error had made the screen show the wrong prize. Its random number generator, it said, had only selected the Daily Jackpot. – Its terms and conditions said the generator’s result was final and that it wasn’t liable for system errors. – That was the whole problem. Paddy Power wrote the game, ran the software that picked the result, wrote the rules, and then decided which number counted when its own screen disagreed with its own system. – A prediction market doesn’t work that way. There’s no house writing the game or choosing the result afterward. – You trade against another person at a price someone actually agreed to, and your payout comes from the person on the other side, not from a company deciding the number on your screen was a mistake. – She sued for breach of contract. – In March 2025, Mr Justice Ritchie granted summary judgment in her favor, so there was no full trial. – His 62-page ruling found that human error in mapping the game’s software caused the on-screen result to differ from the generator’s. It affected 14 plays over 48 days. – The judge said customers expect the house to pay if they bet on number 13 and the ball lands on 13. – He found the terms unfair and unenforceable under the Consumer Rights Act 2015, and not part of her contract. – He also said it was unfair to place all the risk on the consumer for the company’s own errors, negligence, and inadequate testing. – She said the judge confirmed she had “fairly and squarely won £1 MILLION.” – She said Paddy Power had “tried their very best to deny me my rightful winnings.” – She said she would never bet with them again. A gardener hit £1.1 MILLION on her iPad, was paid £20,000 instead, and spent four and a half years in court proving the screen was right.
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I have no idea where we go from here. Losing Jim Allister, Jamie Bryson and Carla Lockhart from the new Ireland conversation is devastating.
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