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Parody account to honor legendary coach Ditka. Politics and Religion

Joined September 2017
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Replying to @AbdulElSayed
- BEAT AIPAC TWICE - SENT MIKE ROGERS BACK TO FLORIDA A 2nd TIME - WOLVERINES 1 - BUCKEYES 0
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Guess we not getting those 5k checks
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Susan Collins in office for fuckin 30 years is insane
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SHARIA LAW IS HERE.
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Thank you Lindsey Graham for croaking and giving Dems South Carolina 🙏🏽
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The Bootyguard starring Trump & Nikki
🤖 Made with AI
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Whether Democrats or Republicans win tomorrow, this lobby already won The House, Senate & Presidency.
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Bears today, tomorrow Dems flip
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Fuckin run the ball Ben, his ego is a detrement to winning close games
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Jeffery Simmons changed this Defense absolutely great pick up
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Get Jaylon Johnson off this team.
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Bears against the Seahawks Defense
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Packer fans awfully quiet RN
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Waiting all week for this game 🐻 ⬇️
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when you nut but she keeps suckin
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I’m happy the Bears are good but my Sundays I use to know have been ruined. My team is Prime Time TV now 😢
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Ryan Poles get on the phone with the Chargers ASAP and save Khalil
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Replying to @samueljrob
Stevens says she’s for investing in Black owned businesses. “And that’s the policy that Mike’s going to take on,” Stevens says.
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No one in the same galaxy
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One of Washington's worst-kept secrets is that our ruling class is not very smart. Mike Huckabee proved it on Thursday by showing his apparent struggle to write a middle-school-level sentence. This week's final daily news briefing covers the connection between Huckabee's laughable use of the phrase "with whom we speak with” and America's entrenchment in Iran, the Pentagon giving up the dream of a $1.5 trillion budget, Guatemalan chefs preparing the world's largest fiambre salad, and more. Read below. readtcn.com/4ieHcLX
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