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Barely cute. Funnier than you. You think you hate me now, wait till you get to know me.

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Joined March 2014
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Draft J.J. McCarthy 10th overall, sign Sam Darnold and Daniel Jones, let them both walk, bench McCarthy for Carson Wentz, sign Kyler Murray, go back to Wentz, trade McCarthy away, and bench Murray just to end up exactly where you were. That's objectively hilarious.
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If Mahomes does this we’d never hear the end of it. WHAT A PLAY BY JJ MCCARTHY
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Kirch retweeted
They burned witches, but somehow we're still debating what to do with pedophiles
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😂😂😂
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Just to be clear I want Whitt gone. I don’t care what happens these last 3 games. I think he’s absolutely one and done. That said you will never catch my ass rooting for Ohio State just to add another loss to his historically bad resume in Ann Arbor. Miss me with that BS.
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I’m not reading all that Go Blue
Replying to @HA1L2MI @CVBagel
It’s not that you can’t root for a team where you didn’t go to school, it’s that you can’t be talking shit like that if you didn’t go to um. I graduated from MSU motherfucker, I wear that Green and White with pride. Go look down on Alma or whatever MAC team you’re rivals with
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Spartys all in my mentions and sad because I didn’t go to Michigan but keep telling them their football program is mega ass
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Any other really, your choice
Replying to @HA1L2MI
As a proud alum of Michigan State, what team would you recommend I admit to being a fan of?
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How it started and how it’s going
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I’m just so happy we have Jared Goff in Detroit. The QB circus for these teams is hysterical.
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Weird It’s way more fun for me when they lose
This app is more fun when Ohio State is winning games…
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Even worse, imagine admitting to being a fan of that team Woof
Replying to @sbell021
Man, imagine losing to a team who hasn’t made a bowl in 5 years and hasn’t won a conference game in nearly a year 🤒
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Replying to @Marriott
@Marriott I checked out of a recent stay at the Fairfield Inn & Suites Woodbridge a day early when an early flight home from Michigan’s game at Rutgers became available. The hotel hit me with an early departure fee equal to a FULL NIGHT’S STAY, then denied me rewards credit for that night because, according to the person on the Platinum Elite line: “You weren’t physically at the hotel.” So I was there enough to PAY, but not enough to EARN credit? If the night counts for billing, it should count for rewards. You shouldn't have it both ways, @MarriottBonvoy.
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Not gonna lie, it’s not all bad when Mich sports suck
How ass is Kyle Whittingham???
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Michigan Football, I’m not mad just disappointed - signed Dads everywhere
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Zero chance this is an actual quote Unserious!!!!!
Michigan head coach Kyle Whittingham: "Eventually, we'll get this thing right, I can promise you that."
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“Generate points or be Jamaican” Beck:
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Michigan fans/students/boosters need to absolutely refuse to support this staff. They are embarrassing
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