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My cousin won a $20 million dollar race yesterday on a different continent.
Meanwhile I lost £50 and shouted at my TV. From my sofa. #goals #weekendracing
Incredible race! Mishriff fends off Charlatan to win the $20m @thesaudicup! #TheSaudiCup
Surprised Raya could dive so well with cramp.
Anti football FC loses thank god. #PSGvARS
Red Card…
Gabriel headbutt, yellow.
Least we know where the line is now.
If Matinez can take a stool on the pitch he can throw a headbutt
Re: Lisandro Martinez red card:
If a player is going to get sent off for accidentally getting his finger stuck in someone’s ponytail, then there should be a rule for how long a player’s hair can be.
If you choose to keep long hair, you should accept that it can come into contact with other players especially in a physical sport.
So if putting your hand into someone's hair is a crime, what should then happen to someone putting his hand on another player's face and neck?
That should never have been a red card and you will not see that kind of decision again in the league. Some things only seem to happen against Manchester United.
Cheltenham Day 3:
1.20 Bambino fever
2.00 Slade steel
2.40 woodhooh
3.20 Teahupoo
4.00 Fact to file
4.40 Supremely West
5.20 Prends Garde A Toi
Thursday the new Tuesday, pass it on.
#CheltenhamFestival
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Amorim outters vs Amorim inners logic
Amorim outers logic:
- he finished 15th our lowest ever league finish
- he lost a Europa league final to Spurs
- he lost to Grimsby
- he disrespected the academy players
- he won B2b league games only once
- the performances on the pitch haven’t improved in 14 months
- the team has a 15% clean sheet ratio
- he won only 32% of the league games
- only Ange has lost more games than him in the league since he got hired
- he refused to switch to a back 4 and bring on an extra attacker and lost to 10 man Everton at home
- he played a back 5 and dropped points at home against West ham Wolves and Bournemouth
- he dropped points at home to the worst premier league side in history Wolves
- He switched back to a back 5 against Wolves after beating Newcastle using a back 4 the previous game
- Players are playing out of position and don’t fit this system
- the system leaves midfield open every game
- the club invested 200M in the attack and he’s struggling to get players in form
- Mainoo’s development stagnated because of the lack of game time
Amorim inner logic:
- WE CAN’T SACK ANOTHER MANAGER
Nothing says Reuben Amorim more than this.
Few games ago he play 4 at the back. A CB at FB and a FB at CB.
Today, he plays 4-2-3-1 for the first time, when our only 2 wingers in the club are at Afcon!
I aware he’s going for a payout.
#ManUtd
I swear shAmorim has an ear piece in and I think I know whose the people behind it. #ManUtd
Nothing can sum up Amorim more than this.
He Currently has 1 full back on the pitch and he’s isn’t playing full back.
#ManUtd
1 goalkeeper
2 Centre backs
3 full backs
3 attacking midfielders
1 winger
1 striker
Make it make sense.
#ManUtd
1 goalkeeper
2 Centre backs
3 full backs
3 attacking midfielders
1 winger
1 striker
Make it make sense.
#ManUtd
Going to be a thriller.
Such an attacking set up and so much pace.
Might be too exciting this one.
#mufc XI vs Everton: Onana, Mazraoui, De Ligt, Maguire, Dalot, Casemiro, Ugarte, Dorgu, Fernandes, Zirkzee, Hojlund
5-1-3-1 is a new one.
When your looking tactically fucking horrendous, against a tactically crap spurs, you know your fucked. #ManUtd