I never curve men, I reroute. I cut up, care for hair & model. My humor is inappropriate, so interact at your own risk. 💙 @theelocgoddess
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When her voice changed and she said “you didn’t call and ask me to park in my parking spot did you?” OH OK.
She came home at 11:30 at night to find her neighbor's car in her paid parking spot, so she had it towed.
"There's a sign on the wall and a sign on the floor."
Neighbor: "You could have knocked on the door. We stay right next door to each other."
Her: "I don't know you, mama. Seeing you does not mean I know you."
Should she have knocked first, or was the tow fair?
Hated this episode down. They gaslit tf out her just bc they made a mistake in hs & made her pay for it.
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Syx retweeted
I just found out that if you’re a Jehovah Witness that it’s against your religion to vote. I really can’t with organized religion because what?!
Syx retweeted
Ion like men that act real feminine. I saw this tweet and unfollowed the shit out this boy. Last fucking straw.
