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Jackson Howl retweeted
It's been said that Stephen King got his start writing fortune cookies.
Mythic Picnic has given me the honor of guest-curating another micro-anthology to be published on Twitter (X) on or about Sept 29th. It will feature 12 stories.
Mythic Picnic will pay $25 USD through PayPal for each accepted story.
The story must be no more than 350 words, including the title & bio.
The prompt is: Fortune Cookie.
I'm looking for 'fortune cookie' to be the impetus of the story and look forward to reading what all you talented writers come up with.
Accepting submissions Aug 20 through Sept 20.
Please send your submissions and any questions to [email protected]
Jackson Howl retweeted
What a good Saturday to be alive. 🌞
This is a reminder that real friends don't just suddenly stop talking to you.
You were never really friends.
They just don't have anything else to sell you right now.
#SaturdayVibes #WritingCommunity 💚💚💚
Jackson Howl retweeted
Them: If we lock pedophiles up in prison, they'll get murdered by other prisoners.
Me: You drive a hard bargain but...
Jackson Howl retweeted
I tested something I'd written myself: my first academic article, published 45 years ago. It came in at 77% AI-generated.
Jackson Howl retweeted
Happy Sunday all you beautiful Souls😊💛🌻
Here's your Sunday checklist: smile, stretch, breathe, be kind… and maybe engage in some crazy shenanigans!🙃 🤭
And today -Be gentle with yourself🙏🏽🥰
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Jackson Howl retweeted
End chapters on a hook as often as you can. Make readers feel that they NEED to turn the page. 😊
Jackson Howl retweeted
Rage baiting on the internet is kind of fun. Cause people really think everything you say is “very serious” 😂😂😂
Jackson Howl retweeted
BREAKING: 🚨 🇳🇴 🇮🇱 NORWAY FIRST COUNTRY TO ARREST EPSTEIN PEDOPHILE
Norway just put the west to shame.
Former PM Thorbjørn Jagland was taken into custody today on charges of “GROSS CORRUPTION”
Your turn, America.
Jackson Howl retweeted
"ICE: Do you have your ID
Nadine’s Husband: Yea, what did you hit me for?
Nadine: We’re citizens, there’s no reason to carry them
Husband: This is my status and I’m getting my passport for you
ICE: Ok, do you have ID on you?
Husband: Yeah, but I need his information. He just hit my car.
Nadine: Yeah, we need all the insurance information because you guys are damaging our vehicle.
As the bizarre exchange continued, Nadine and her husband tried to get identifying information for the ICE agents that just intentionally rammed their government vehicle into their car.
The ICE agent refused to answer—claiming they don’t have to provide the victims of their vehicular assault with any information.
After Nadine tried to leave her car to write down the license plate number of the ICE agent who rammed into them, ICE threatened her with arrest!
Husband: You have to have a reasonable cause
ICE: Sit tight
Nadine: You guys hit our car and had no reason to come after us
Nadine: I will be contacting the lawyers and the ACLU.
Husband: Go behind them and get their [license] plates because I don’t want that car to just take off.
Nadine: Alright I’m getting out of the car to get plates.
ICE: Stay in the vehicle mam—do not get out of the car.
Nadine: You really think you can tell me what to do?
ICE: You get out of the car you’ll be obstructing.
Nadine: I’m not obstructing for leaving my vehicle!
[ICE agent then reads off a law claiming Nadine would be obstructing if she gets out of her car]
Nadine: That’s a lie! I’ll make sure that’s charged. What’s your badge numbers?
ICE: I don’t have to answer any questions mam
Nadine: Actually as a federal officer you are obligated to give me your name and badge number if you are doing something.
ICE: “I think TikTok has lied to you.”
In this upside down—growingly fascist country—Trump’s masked secret police are literally ramming into the vehicles of random Minnesotans and then harassing the victims to show their papers."
ICE RAMS Into Car, Demands VICTIMS Show Their Papers: “We're Citizens!” open.substack.com/pub/status…
Jackson Howl retweeted
You have the right to bear arms.
You have the right to film feds.
You have the right to protest.
These rights don't go away simply because they're inconvenient for the government.
Jackson Howl retweeted
Just a reminder that you should grab a copy of my poetry book because it is less than a coffee and it is awesome.
