Tiger/Freak
Joined October 2025
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HowlingCalvin retweeted
We STILL here, we STILL fucking, cuz u know u can’t keep a couple big backed wiggers down fo long befo we finna git back UP 💵🔥🙏🏻😫🔫
HowlingCalvin retweeted
If you’re not willing to put poop in your mouth and use your tounge to push it through your teeth to make string poop then don’t even talk about what an American is or isn’t.
HowlingCalvin retweeted
Sauntering into the bedroom after taking the One Chip Challenge, my woman sees the tears streaming down my cheeks. I tell her they're happy tears because I love her so much before putting her pussy through the nine circles of Hell.
HowlingCalvin retweeted
My therapist asked me to draw my ideal partner. I sketched with the brushwork of a Renaissance muralist: no wants, no opinions, no face that could hold eye contact. She suggested a houseplant. I had tried one. It died of neglect, which segued nicely into my next point about women
HowlingCalvin retweeted
NOW - Trump: "I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. Nothing. I always proceeded by saying nothing wrong, but it's never been my thing, to be honest with you. But I looked at his ass. And then I looked at his legs. And I said, his ass is like, it's like a pile of muscle."
NOW - Trump: "I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. Nothing. I always proceeded by saying nothing wrong, but it's never been my thing, to be honest with you. But I looked at his ass. And then I looked at his legs. And I said, his ass is like, it's like a pile of muscle."
HowlingCalvin retweeted
“Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like jism that has been spread over too much face.”
HowlingCalvin retweeted
My dad was showing me how to shower properly. Standing behind him, I got bored and started catching the water droplets falling from his ass with my mouth. He turned around and his cock slapped my face and grazed my tongue. This was my first blowjob experience.
HowlingCalvin retweeted
My grandpa was the best comic Reno has ever seen. But the drugs, booze & stress caught up 2 him. He died at 47. Beside him was a notepad, every page full. DON'T CUM ON MY FACE AND TELL ME IT'S *scratched out word* repeated thousands of times. A true perfectionist till the end.