Psycho/freak
Joined February 2026
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1960s New Wave sci-fi novel written in total prose minimalism. Following a young man in a post-now wasteland who maintains a deeply unsettling, ritualistic worship of a massive stone monument from the ancient world, only for the final sentence to reveal it is Interstate 35.
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Whispering "It's Nerf or Nothing" while I check a patient's prostate with a foam football
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When I first met my wife, she told me she was half Spanish. I thought, “Finally, payback for the Alamo.” Then she clarified she was Spanish from Spain. I thought, “Finally, payback for transporting THEM over here.”
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Bought a micro controller to play vidya at work on my phone (im a gamer) and the work around is to connect it as a keyboard. But when I go to type on X.com (the gamer social media app) the on screen keyboard doesnt appear, making me do a gamer rage (gamer btw)
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Asking my Black coworker what the Ebonics translation is for “pantied, sissified, and caged” and he’s just staring at me like I have three heads
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I was gonna watch this but since Hunter Schafer doesn't have a penis anymore I could care less
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In 9th grade, we had to make an anti-bullying video. I got paired with 2 Mexicans and an autistic Black kid. The Mexicans rob him, he runs to me yelling “OFFICUHH, DEM MEXICANS STOLE MY BAG!” and I get into a shootout with them. I do a badass roll-and-shoot, kill the last guy, then die when he falls on me with his knife. The video ends with the Black kid looting my body and stealing my wallet.
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The cultural bridge between Mexican men and fat white girls is their love for Looney Tunes t-shirts.
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lmao the voice at the end im dead XD
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Moonwalking everywhere I go after Michael Jackson sexually assaults me because it gives me a sense of control over my assailant
In 9th grade, we had to make an anti-bullying video. I got paired with 2 Mexicans and an autistic Black kid. The Mexicans rob him, he runs to me yelling “OFFICUHH, DEM MEXICANS STOLE MY BAG!” and I get into a shootout with them. I do a badass roll-and-shoot, kill the last guy, then die when he falls on me with his knife. The video ends with the Black kid looting my body and stealing my wallet.
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I crossed the street to avoid a black guy the other day and he crossed the street to confront me. I yelled "NIGGA THIS IS A ROBBERY!" Suddenly some autist ran up and said "actually the black man has to rob you for this to be funny." So me and the black guy robbed him instead.
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The best time to troon out was five years ago. The second best time is now.
