‘I demand these proceedings be declared a mistrial! The judge presiding over this matter has clearly been oogling the defendant’s mother’s breasts and barely paying attention to how we’ve argued our case!’ Dragging his eyes away from those tig ol’ bitties ‘What’s-huh? Shut up fаggot’ he bangs his gavel and says ‘I declare the boy innocent on all counts’ while he winks at Mrs. Robinson as she tearfully stands and hugs her son.

All this and it was supposedly just ‘emotional cheating’? Even if it was full blown adultery this is kind of ridiculous as a response. Is he just going to kill himself, like what the fuck is he supposed to do now?