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Living alone is cool because I can poop with the door open and I can also whimper and moan like a girl when I jack off
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Replying to @WillemDaFro
We forcing Erica into the sex change machine so her kids can have a father again
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Playing basketball with my neighbor’s fat Jewish son. I hit a step back three and he had an asthma attack
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Woild you rather be a Cobalt miner in the Congo or be a gynecologist in New Delhi, India
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Se cumple un año desde que me quise colgar y se me corto la soga por gordo y tuve que sacar todo como un gil y tirar la cartita
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Replying to @SNEPPARDM0DING
Never let your mouth write a check your ass can’t cash.
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Can’t wait for this sharia law stuff
My girls been getting a little mouthy
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i stink, my feet ugly, i don’t suck dick, i haven’t showered since labor day, i don’t have a car, im a bum, who want me ??
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Daily affirmation. 🗿
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Me after lying on my resume
Learjet co-pilot in fatal Florida crash ID'd as 20-year-old who got her license in high school trib.al/Us1GbvY
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Replying to @babyibeenajoint
Yeah I ain't ever gonna let a man beat a woman by himself




















