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The Jamaica passport is the best passport in the world because it has a pair of titties on the cover
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Can people stop liking the replies of me logging people in arguments and instead like my funny tweets
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Living alone is cool because I can poop with the door open and I can also whimper and moan like a girl when I jack off
In woke 2.0 dey make white girls sound like rachet black girls
Replying to @wildfreakouts
One of the great signs of our degenerate times—white girls who talk like ratchet black girls.
Do you guys milly rock a bitches ass when you're in doggystyle?
67%Yes
33%No my boyfriend does it
0%My wife's boyfriend does
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Replying to @WillemDaFro
We forcing Erica into the sex change machine so her kids can have a father again
Howling Ali G 🇯🇲 retweeted
Playing basketball with my neighbor’s fat Jewish son. I hit a step back three and he had an asthma attack
Howling Ali G 🇯🇲 retweeted
Woild you rather be a Cobalt miner in the Congo or be a gynecologist in New Delhi, India
I would like to issue a public apology for going first in the Bonnie Blue 1000 man gangbang and taking away all of her grip.
Howling Ali G 🇯🇲 retweeted
Se cumple un año desde que me quise colgar y se me corto la soga por gordo y tuve que sacar todo como un gil y tirar la cartita
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Replying to @SNEPPARDM0DING
Never let your mouth write a check your ass can’t cash.
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