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Online Humour Lit magazine. Submissions are open! https://teapawt.net/t.co/o2pYnADlmC

Joined December 2021
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I see a lot of talk about #AlienRomulus so a good time to whip out this Aliens parody we made a few months back. Game Over man! youtu.be/AjNv0BI66JA?si=89ew…
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I have a story here, called "Fish and Squirrel Were Right About the Alien Invasion"- enjoy! 😎🐟🐿️🛸
Issue #21 is now live! Read it, love it, tell everyone you know about it. humourmemag.co.uk/latest-iss…
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A day late due to some poorly timed technical issues, but issue 20 is now live! Go spruce up your Sunday reading at humourmemag.co.uk/latest-iss…
Today is new issue @HumourMeMag release day! We'll be coming in hot later on, in the meantime please enjoy this rather lovely springtime cover from @ASPicaWrites
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Forget Discovery, Strange New World's, Lower decks. You want a hot new star trek take then I got You covered. youtu.be/-DyQHKoxkdA
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Proud to feature my groundbreaking new comedy piece, which tests boundaries of masculine identity, shifts boundaries of masculine identity, and annihilates boundaries of masculine identity in this month’s issue of @HumourMeMag humourmemag.co.uk/issues/iss…
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Have a funny/scary story you'd like to share? We still have room for flash fiction 1k words and under for our Halloween special! Submissions open up until 11.59pm on the 30th!
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If I were to tell you that I was working on a retro style platform game based on #humourmemag that you could download and play on your phones would your response be:
38%Sounds awesome!
0%You mad bastard
15%Huh?
46%What's #humourmemag
13 votes • Final results
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People who are easily offended on Twitter are the same people who take mini golf seriously.
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Flex on the diet conscious folks by moaning at every bite of the pizza.
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I am not drunk enough for your tweets, gimme a couple hours.
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You think you have it bad? Dung beetles reproduce inside shit. Send tweet
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If I could teach the world to sing in perfect harmony, I still wouldn't because that would be loud as shit.
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Sex burns calories, which explains how I gained 25 pounds last night.
When I ask someone how they are and they tell me, "hanging in there” I secretly picture them hanging from the rafters upside down
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True love is when she still looks beautiful to you even while she's yelling at you.
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In a recent survey Glasgow came out top as one of the happiest places to live. Which just goes to show that researchers don't understand sarcasm.
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One minute you’re playfully comparing her to her mom and the next you’re waking up from a coma
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Professionalism is a balance between ‘not appearing to encourage gossip’ and ‘wanting to encourage gossip’.
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If someone points an accusing finger at you, pull it. It's a guaranteed ice breaker.
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I don’t believe in Mortal enemies. But I do believe in Mortal Kombat. So, Get over here!
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