Uche retweeted
The real issue is that you are never willing to date your age mates until you click 30. From 19 to 27, you only want a man older than you because they are much established. Now you're in your 30s and you're attacking your age mates for wanting younger women.
When you were 23 looking for 30 years old men having refused to date your mates, were you not aware that there were 30 years old women who wanted those men too? For you to date up, it means the men were dating down.
The principle is constant. As you're in your 30s now, there are young women in their 19s to 27 who want 30+ men. You'll not decide for the women what age grade to date and you'll never decide for the men you rejected when you were younger, what age grade to date.
Uche retweeted
When did we monetise relationships??
Nigerian men have their own inside this problem but Nigerian women, we have to do better. This international disgrace is a bit much. Why go to a different country and do this? Please work hard, nobody is your poverty alleviation scheme.
Uche retweeted
No Anambra politician can articulate their plan for anambra like this.
What am I even saying,how many of them use social media other than Facebook to post funerals they attend?
We must change the political scape of anambra and young people must be at the fore #ResetAnambra
Fantastic question. The issue of sourcing land comes with very little challange. There is enough land in Lagos East to accommodate well over the 100,000 housing units that we propose.
But to the more important issue about funding.
First, my administration will curb the waste and corruption that has redirected public funds to private pockets.
For instance between 2021 and Q3 2025 alone, about ₦1.3 trillion was spent by the state government on “miscellaneous expenses” and “consulting fees”
In the last 6months, Lagos state has spent N19 billion on refreshments, entertainment, hospitality, honoraria, and sitting allowances within the first six months of 2026
More damning is the ambiguity of some of the expenses in the miscellaneous expenses. For example, total spending on “Special Duties Expenses” hit ₦601 billion in just four years,
between 2021 and 2024. These expenses are entirely different from the spending of the Ministry
of Special Duties and Inter-governmental relations, which hit ₦102 billion between 2021 and Q3 2025.
This is just one aspect.
In the same period the state has spend almost 400 billion on “professional fees” and entertainment.
I’d stop just here. The point is, we can redirect over 500 billion of government spending towards housing by curbing corruption and waste over a theee year period.
Secondly, I intend to introduce a tax on luxury developments that will directly fund social housing. My team estimates that we can raise about 100 billion in three years.
I also intend to tax vacant buildings, particularly those in Ikeja, Victoria Island, Ikoyi, and Lekki. The idea is to encourage owners to put such properties in the market or pay a tax that will directly fund social housing.
We will also guarantee financing for the Lagos state mortgage institution to provide the necessary liquidity to back affordable housing projects.
We will also significantly raise government spending on housing because it not only provides shelter and dignity, construction is a huge stimulant for the economy which will create thousands of meaningful job opportunities and improve spending in the economy.
#Ourlagos
Uche retweeted
بعد كومو، وبورنموث، من الواضح إن الثنائي برادا وويلكوكس ما كانوا جاهزين لأي عملية تغيير، وعملية الاقالة لما تكون بعد يومين من التوقف الدولي، جاءت بعد عملية تفاوضية لمدة 10-12 يوم لإيجاد البديل
يستحيل أتخيل أن العلاقات وقوتها بين الموجودين بالنادي ما كانت مساهمة بعملية وضع الخيارات البديلة لمايكل كاريك
جوليان ناغلزمان وفيفيل بينهم علاقة مشتركة، وإيدي هاو صعب أتخيل أن وكيل اعماله ماله علاقة قوية بويلكوكس، وبوتشيتينو ما يحتاج تكون معه علاقة علشان تعرف رغبته، كان يطّرف نفسه لأي تجربة نادي كبير ينوي التغيير، فما بالك لنادي كان يحلم طوال مسيرته بتدريبه
وأظن، بما أن البوتش هو الخيار المرشح، هي مسألة شاهدناها البارحة بكثرة، صعب أتخيل أن غرفة الملابس بعد الفترة الماضية بتتقبل تعيين لمدرب، تصريح ليتشا يبين قرب العلاقة بين اللاعبين والمدرب، حتى مع اختلاف برونو معاه، ما حسيت بانهيار علاقة بين شخصين كانوا يعملون في مكان واحد وبعلاقة قوية لاكثر من سنتين ونص
فلأجل هذه العلاقة، اعتقد أن واحدة من اهم أسباب تعيين الارجنتيني هي قوته في فرض ذاته على الاشخاص وكسبهم داخل غرفة الملابس، لأنه ما سبق وخسر اي غرفة ملابس في كل مسيرته.
تجربة جديدة ينتظرها فشل لا اتمناه
Uche retweeted
Do you know what sometimes amazes me?
It is the fact that Nigerian women are not, in any way, the problem in the Nigerian dating scene.
Yet Nigerian men spend their miserable lives complaining about and villainising these women for failing to be something the women have never promised to be interested in, or demonstrated the capacity for: genuine love and affection.
There is no place or time in Nigerian social interactions where Nigerian women have ever taken any posture other than that of wanting to be with a man for his money. Whether on social media, in buses, in churches.. "men dey".. on podcasts, in movies, or in other forms of content, Nigerian women have never signalled interest in any other kind of heterosexual relationship than the evolved-prostitution kind, where a woman gives all that she can possibly give a man in relationship in return for continuous financial relief, financial benefits, and financial security.
But amidst these women's efforts to explicitly express their disdain for relationships founded on mutual affection, a Nigerian man will get himself into a relationship with a Nigerian woman and expect her to be more than the sexual and procreation service provider she has ensured is prominently featured in her résumé: her IG posts, IG following list, WhatsApp posts and reshared content, appearance, and TikTok favourite creator list.
He expects her to be supportive, empathetic, loving, and understanding - everything she has never once indicated she is capable of providing.
It irks me so much when I see these women, who put immense effort into unequivocally expressing their essence and what they stand for - modern prostitutes - being treated like criminals and deceivers because of unmet expectations projected onto them by men who simply fail to read and decipher the terms and agreements, or establish terms and conditions of their own.
Nigerian men need to shut the fuck up.
Nigerian women cannot make the game any fairer than it already is. They don't want to participate in the exchange of genuine affection. They want money. They don't hide it.
And all the men need to do (omg, I hate the fact that I even have to state what should be common sense) is give these women what they want: money.
And firm rules and conditions that ensure order and hierarchy in that arrangement, just as in every other human affair in which money is primordial.
Nigerian men should stop giving women love after giving money. They keep giving love and because love forgives and overlooks complacency, asymmetry, and a poor sense of duty. They will always come online to cry about Nigerian women this and that, ediots.
Uche retweeted
“the majority of us will somehow never experience the original whores, whose involvement in that line of duty is the fulfilment of destiny, not an exercise in escaping hunger.”
Do you know one painful part of being a Nigerian man on social media?
It is the realisation that our whores are pirated versions, and that the majority of us will somehow never experience the original whores, whose involvement in that line of duty is the fulfilment of destiny, not an exercise in escaping hunger.
Uche retweeted
The way lots of Nigerians look at pictures is very funny. I was able to know so much about my parents from the pictures they took. Especially my dad, my dad took pictures of every moment of his life. And told me the stories behind them all
Take pictures o!
You will get old soon!
Uche retweeted
European men are ripping those three dancing 50/50 Nigerian ladies to shreds on instagram. They’re saying they feel very bad for Nigerian men in the UK.😭😭
Uche retweeted
Let me tell you people how Tinubu’s tenure will go. It’s so easy to predict.
1. In June, subsidy will be removed. This will trigger inflation never seen in Nigeria before. I see people refer to transportation costs (for humans), but it’s a lot more than that.
Uche retweeted
I pitched my Japa idea to a big mummy a few hours ago, and she listened to it.
I told her what I’ve saved and what is left to achieve it and if I’m helped, by the end of 2027 I should be out of Nigeria.
She said “ women of nowadays are very ambitious, in our days family was everything( she didn’t see the need to help me). I’m putting this here because I’m going to quote this one day from a different country with my loving husband and kids.
Uche retweeted
If you want to get out of your current life situation, you shouldn’t be worried about how long it will take to change it. You have nothing better to do than to work on something meaningful. Who cares if it takes 12 months or 12 years when it's going to be difficult either way.
