If you find my post unholy,just block and follow your pastor // @ChelseaFc #MajenezaRepublic
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined April 2020
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Machiavellian retweeted
5 lessons:
1. Never ignore the red flags.
2. Do not ignore a woman's past.
3. You can't domesticate a zebra.
4. Keep your affairs private.
5. Do not worship a woman.
If you refuse to listen, we shall observe as you carry your dusty, rugged cross to Golgotha.
#ManDay
Machiavellian retweeted
This is one of the reasons women were not allowed to vote until 1982,very easy to convince,angalia kama huyu sasa buana,na ujue she has a masters in Cosmetics
Machiavellian retweeted
Khalif aliuza Sera zake kwa imani, akampata Cera Imani
Msichana mwenye tattoo ambaye hana tatizo
Alikuwa wa kuenda clabu juu ana vaibu.
Alipata wokovu akawacha maovu
Lakini sote tu ajua, Kairo atalia
Naskia kupeana hii gari.
The person who Quotes this tweet,writes the most beautiful poem, praising my girlfriend and gets the most likes from the TL will win this Car.
2002 Volkswagen Citi.com with stock interior.
Competition starts now and ends in 24 hours😁
Machiavellian retweeted
I don't know who wants to hear this, but,
Your time will come.
Your time to break the chains of struggle will come.
Don't lose the push.
Don't look behind.
Dont bother who is mocking you.
When your time comes, you will know why the long wait was necessary.
#ManDay
Machiavellian retweeted
i speak for EVERYONE when i say ban it everywhere
Machiavellian retweeted
Funny enough, there is no difference between women who post their half naked bodies and men who post their material possessions on social media. Their intentions are the same😂 – at Nairobi, Kenya
Machiavellian retweeted
This gem right here right? 😂
Machiavellian retweeted
1. Drink water this morning. Do that for your kidneys.
2. Stay away from added sugar. Do that for your heart.
3. No soda or energy drinks today. Do that for your heart.
4. Eat at least an egg today. It’s good for your brain.
5. Add vegetables to your diet. It’s good for your immune system.
6. When you sit, sit straight, and from time to time, stand and stretch. It’s good for your back. When you stand, stand straight, don’t bend.
7. Exercise for at least 30 minutes today. Or take a long walk. Exercise is good for your body.
8. Repost. Do that for others.
Machiavellian retweeted
For all my client who usually buy thank you. For those intending to promote my biz its just here. Pure mtumba all types location mumbai building gikomba. Even reposting will help. It pay my bills pay school fees and puts food on the table. InshaAllah.
Machiavellian retweeted
For those legends who always lick Rosecoco, you have a missed call here. Repost widely for awareness!
Machiavellian retweeted
When you tell men to unfat
Women:
"Yes. Tell them."
"A fat man is disgusting."
When you tell women to unfat:
Same women:
"Amerix is a misogynist."
"Toxic man."
"Our bodies are different."
Obesity is a threat to fertility & civilization. Condemn it.
#BetterTogether
Machiavellian retweeted
THIS is Harold, the manager of 305 Gardens (Restaurant) on James Gichuru, Nairobi. His boss has not paid him for 2 months.
He questioned the boss about the money. The boss pulled out a gun and hit him on the face with the butt, then boxed him. Harold reported at Muthangari Police Station. The cops went and "temporarily" disarmed the boss.
The manager then went to hospital and back at the station but his case was top marinated.
As for the cops who HAD disarmed the boss, he has just left them at the Restaurant eating ribs and downing with expensive drinks.
This man has a family. His children and wife would want their father dignified with some justice. Atleast this is visible. Or you still want to hear the version of the boss? Assault causing grevious harm. The sentence is maximum 5 years.
Before then, get this police station boss out of this city. Kazi ya Nairobi imemueza.
@EACCKenya @DCI_Kenya @NPSOfficial_KE @KindikiKithure @IG_NPS @Fchurii
#CopsKenya
Machiavellian retweeted
Madem ulialia sana hii app na uniboo. Nlikua bullied for a whole week. Adi ata month ikaisha. Na sikuunda video. Washenzi wako obsessed na online validation wanatuundia video wakitulilia sijui ati bullying. Log out you miserable piece of shit. Get a life.
Machiavellian retweeted
The man,the myth,the legend. @GeorgeiQwatson
Twitter is a real place😂
Tafutieni mzee wa S550 inhaler.😂😂
