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I do law stuff. Left-libertarian. @MissLynnetteH’s bestie.

Joined October 2011
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
hey bro did you see that plane crashed bro did you see it explode and kill 9 people instantly bro did you hear the woman pilot panicking and screaming on the radio as she realized she was going to die bro wait bro look at this other angle can you imagine bro look at these people instantly get vaporized bro isn’t this crazy
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
Arizona voters are calling election officials because they can’t find Trump on the ballot. Somewhere, a civics teacher just walked into the desert and surrendered to the coyotes.
ATTENTION VOTERS: The president is NOT on the ballot. We are receiving many calls asking why that race is missing. Also, we can't tabulate voters' hair combs, gift cards, honey-do lists, tax bills or anything besides a Yavapai County Ballot. Happy Voting!
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
If you're living with mild to moderate plaque psoriasis things are about to get even worse for you. I'm driving to your house right now and am going to destroy all of your belongings
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
Per transcript and telemetry, aircraft encountered extreme high altitude icing conditions with heavy precip at 47 degrees below zero. It essentially became a rock with engines and nosedived nearly 40,000 feet in a minute or two. Just a terrible situation, this is why meteorology is so critical in aviation
Today's plane crash in Palm Beach County, Florida is a horrific tragedy Here's what we know: - At 12:50 PM ET, a Learjet 60 crashed in a neighborhood near Cresthaven, FL - All 9 people on board were killed - The aircraft departed from Austin, Texas, and was headed to the Bahamas - The FAA is sending a team to the scene to support the @NTSB's investigation Please join me in praying for the families and loved ones of those we lost — @FAANews & @USDOT are closely monitoring this crash and will share updates as we learn more
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
Pilot flew strait into an updraft of a 45,000 foot cell. Next time you complain about your airplane spending an extra 30 minutes going around a storm...now you remember why.
*Listener discretion advised, ATC audio from the accident. A Learjet 60 crashed in Palm Beach County, Florida earlier today. The pilot reported moderate turbulence along with icing conditions. The aircraft departed Austin, Texas heading towards the Bahamas. The pilot later reported descending at 20,000 feet per minute. Audio via @liveatc and tracking via @ADSBex
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
This Learjet crash sure looks like an icing situation. They were at 37,000 feet over a thunderstorm and suddenly started descending. There's a transcript of ATC calls that mentions the icing. Ice accumulation is faster on tightly curved surfaces. The tailplane is basically small wings, which means tighter curves, so ice accumulates on the elevator at the back. The ice makes it less effective, you have to apply greater control deflection to keep the nose up, and then you run out of control authority, or push it too far and stall the tail. The nose pitches down and you pick up speed, exceeding limits of the aircraft. The horizontal stabilizer may have been torn off during descent, it would have an IAS of over 400KIAS at this point. That's over the 340KIAS limit. Mach number would be about 0.88, and when you factor in turbulence the stress on the airframe is even worse. So, I expect the horizontal stabilizer didn't come off until the overspeed condition.
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I don't even know what to say. 32,000ft to 900ft in less than a minute.
New video shows the plane crash near West Palm Beach
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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Arizona is one of only two states that don’t observe Daylight Saving Time (DST). The Navajo Nation, which exists mostly inside Arizona, does observe DST. The Hopi Reservation, which exists entirely inside the Navajo Nation, does not observe DST.
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
A Learjet 60 private jet, en route from Texas to the Bahamas, crashed near Palm Beach this afternoon. The aircraft was in a steep dive at the time of the crash, descending at more than 30k feet per minute.
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
2 DAYS UNTIL ELECTION DAY
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
😭speak for yourself,my vagina is oozing out his cum rn
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happy november america please vote this week i’m very scared
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
I don’t think the hydrological event in southwest Colorado is getting enough attention. This flooding event is historic and that is not hyperbole. The San Juan River at Pagosa Springs is now expected to crest at 19.38 feet; nearly 4.5 feet higher than the historic flood just last week and almost 2 feet above its all-time record. Successive events of similar magnitudes compound impacts given that infrastructure has previously been weakened. I expect this event to cause significant damage to infrastructure across much of Southwest CO.
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
the annual romanticization of my own existence begins now
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Nov . 1st
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
I love all the children equally on Halloween but have a special place in my heart for the ones who linger in my doorway trying to look around my house. They are the gossips of the future!
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
Do people just like yank their pubes out at the urinal like, what is up with that?
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Tanka Jahari retweeted
They should just make a car that go. I don’t need seat warmers. I don’t need a fancy stereo. I certainly don’t need the tube they make you breathe into just to start the damn fucking thing
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Kids don’t even say trick or treat anymore. They just look at you like this while their parents tell you they have sensory issues.
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