Does not deal in absolutes
Wellington, New Zealand
Joined February 2014
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BREAKING: Russell Coutts to skipper Jason Kerrison's ark at the next America's Cup.
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If @spotify doesn’t immediately remove @joerogan, I will release new music onto the platform. #youwerebeautiful
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Lotta dudes upset Boba Fett isn't acting like the tattoo they have of him on their shoulder.
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Neil Young is gonna regret this when his monthly Spotify checks for $1.37 stop rolling in
“They can have [Joe] Rogan or Young,” Neil Young wrote in a letter to his manager and label, “Not both." Young demands Spotify remove his music over "false information about vaccines" rol.st/3nXPaML
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The worst thing about this whole GameStop stock market thing is that you're all making me learn shit about shit I don't normally care about
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Stormtroopers have nothing on my young padawan at #GalaxysEdge
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He was the gentlest of giants-A big man with an even bigger heart who never failed to make me smile & a loyal friend who I loved dearly-I'm grateful for the memories we shared & I'm a better man for just having known him. Thanks Pete #RIPPeterMayhew #Heartbroken @TheWookieeRoars
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WEDNESDAY! @Patchdinosaur is awesome and our host. @JeromeChandra is headlining. Another great lineup @TheFringeBar for 7PM! $10!
eventfinda.co.nz/2018/the-me…
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Most of the World: Oh shit, is WW3 this week?
Australia: Fuck the War! Commonwealth Gold!!!!
NZ: Fuck Taika! Māori are racist!
Also NZ: Can’t wait for Taika’s next film! Hope theres kiwiana in it!
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Changing who you are into what you want to become requires a serious leap into the unknown.
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This week, @RobCHarris is your MC! And the mercurial @fastercamels is your headliner! + @Patchdinosaur Li'i Alimoana and more!
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Mt Albert laughter out loud will be reported in your area this Wednesday with @thepaulego @Lana_Wallie @Patchdinosaur @nickrado grab tix now
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I'm the last Jedi
Then again, Obi-Wan said HE was the last
That means there are probably 50 more Jedi
And 100 more of my family members
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According to the previews, the girl in "Rogue One" already knows who her father is.
So much for the big reveal.
How is this even a movie?
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Friday Night Laughs tonight with mc Bas Jeffrey @rhian_hill @Patchdinosaur Li'i Alaimoana Saran Goldie Smith eventfinda.co.nz/2016/friday…
