@ItsToad_

These tweets are not to be used as evidence. Notably sinistrophobic.

 Fucknutsville, Texas
Joined December 2016
  • Tweets65.1K
  • Following985
  • Followers4.7K
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Whatevs
@_Papa_Joe_4h
Looks like @ItsToad_ has started his modeling career.
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Kalshi
@KalshiOct 25
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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Replying to @RogersForTexas
@RogersForTexas , just to be sure I have this correct, your endorsing James Talarico, correct?
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If anyone is thinking about buying me something for Christmas 👇👇👇
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Remember last year’s Tractor Supply Christmas spears?
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I got this joke when I was 8. The internet revealed to me that there are now 20 years old who don’t get it.
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Replying to @lee_bail83
@lee_bail83 versus @ItsToad_
Aleena sky
@malik_alee66879Oct 12
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What would you put in Brandon's deck?
Brandon Hannibal Donkey@BrandonDonkey2Oct 18
I decided to add a deck to the shed I converted into a hangout for the boys. Now I need to add an awning.
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Here is Harvard but purple and on Texas so they don’t feel left out.
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Wow 🤣 Catastrophic typo
The Eras Tour
@tswifterastourOct 18
she looks absolutely urethral
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Weird stat: No team in college football history has defeated BYU a year after turning down a Pop-Tarts Bowl invite to play BYU the previous season
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Egg nog with candy corn in it.
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I have been out of the loop and did not realize Mr. Clean had come out of the closet.
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You've just died, the 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Toad@ItsToad_Oct 16
You've just died, the 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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“Why is there a shirt in the fridge?” and other things I never thought would come out of my mouth - A Dad’s Memoir
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Presented without context because @ItsToad_'s takes don't require context.
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I find the word “pussy” to be so degrading and disgusting, from now I will be using ONLY the medical term (“slime oven”)
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“No, see, it’s funny because there’s a very specific type of person who’s BOTH a Yankees and Cowboys fan. And this week, the Rays swept the Yankees AND the Bucs beat the Cowboys. Which means Tampa Bay got to ruin the same person’s week TWICE”
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RebK@TroddenTrailOct 9
Replying to @ItsToad_
I think there are bigger questions involved here..
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Nux
@mherlihy0816Oct 9
Replying to @ItsToad_
Does make one wonder - don't it
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