U.S. Marine, retired KPMG partner, long-term TSLA & SPCX portfolio, short-term options trading/premium seller portfolio. Tesla referral: https://xitter.cf/t.co/3VIGCv2Suk

Porter, TX
Joined April 2022
Uber passenger: "Love your Tesla. But how often do you have to find a place to charge it?" Me: "I never have to find any place, I don't use public chargers. I charge out of my garage wall, just like you do your iPhone at home." Uber passenger: "Well how much does that increase your power bill?" Me: "I don't know, how much does your iPhone increase your power bill? Uber passenger: "Uhhhhhh, well, I don't know." Me: "Yeah, me neither. It's that negligible and unimportant." Uber passenger: "Ok, but what about battery fires? I know they catch fire all the time. How many batteries have you gone through?" Me: "12"
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Swishahouse meets Cybercab! Fundman is already bringing a bit of Houston to Cybercab before it gets here ❤️
Night rides in Cybercab hit different 😮‍💨
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We are going to have a Y2K moment one day soon with David. Everyone prepare, the Mayans foretold this.
Tesla FSD Screen Streak hits 33,333.3 Miles
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Friend: “What’s the AI trade been like this year?” Me: “Do you ever just leave the house for a few hours each month to avoid your wife or girlfriend? Then a few days later it’s all good and everything is back to normal?”
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I’m in the market for a new car, and a Tesla is at the top of my list. 🚘 What car would you recommend, and why? I’m open to hearing your experiences, pros and cons, and suggestions!
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I estimate Cybercab will launch in Dallas around November 15, 2026 which is around the time they will hit 1 million autonomous miles in Dallas.
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When small accounts post we're basically talking to ourselves Posturbating.
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Jeremy @jeremyjudkins_ is now officially the the face of America in Korea. And feet. Lord have mercy on us! 😂
$TSLA The scene of him riding Tesla's Cybercab barefoot in Austin made it to Korean news, lol
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Mercedes-Benz has a $42 billion market capitalization today. If they had just held their Tesla stake, it would be worth more than the rest of the company!
Mercedes sold its Tesla stake for $780 million. that same 4 percent is worth about $56 billion today. in the clip below Musk explains how Mercedes ended up there. the US government gave Tesla almost $500 million, and he is asked directly whether that loan saved the company. he says no. what saved it was a $50 million check from Daimler in May 2009. all of Tesla was worth $550 million then. "they were the only ones. there was no other company, no other entity of any kind from which we could get investments." Tesla repaid the government's $500 million with interest and a prepayment penalty, ten years early. he sent a thank you note with it. "i don't like having a lot of debt. the taxpayers supported Tesla, we ought to repay them as soon as we can." Mercedes turned $50 million into $780 million and walked away in 2014. so was that a great investment - or the most expensive mistake in car industry history?
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Gali was in town yesterday, so we self-drove to the Tesla Diner in the rain (4K version)
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The world’s most accomplished tech founders and business leaders are betting hundreds of billions on AI with extraordinary conviction. Meanwhile much of the investing world thinks they’re making a massive mistake. The irony is hard to ignore. An investment industry where very few have historically managed to beat a passive index is now questioning the judgment of the people building the technology and running the businesses that will put it to work. Maybe the investors are right. Maybe the builders are. But I can’t remember a time when the stakes were this high and the two sides saw the future so differently.
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I completely agree @elonmusk. If you need one it’s ready!
Live by the sword, die by the sword. Those who pick fights with me should understand that I will find out who is really pulling the strings and come for them, not just their puppets …
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Kubrick, McCartney and Lennon, Tesla merger, and naked dudes on boats in the Celtic Sea must be my favorite subjects to discuss on X. 😂
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After the Tennessee fiasco/disaster, I agree with the Governor of California on this one. What happened to Polly Klaas and others at the hands of these animals was devastating, especially little Polly. But we can't be a nation of barbarians that allows for a system of botched executions.
Furious cops plead with Gavin Newsom to halt death penalty commutation: 'Worst of the worst' trib.al/i8gacPU
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$TSLA is now sitting on the largest cash balance in its history at ~$45B.
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Makes sense for SpaceX to acquire some terrestrial cellular towers. With their satellite network behind it, they’ll need far less terrestrial infrastructure than other carriers to provide equivalent service.
$SPCX is in talks to secure at least 80,000 U.S. cell sites as Elon Musk looks to turn Starlink Mobile into a 4th nationwide wireless carrier. Combined with its growing satellite network and recently acquired spectrum, those sites could give SpaceX the ground coverage needed to compete directly with $T, $VZ and $TMUS.
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I’m 400k impressions away from qualifying for subscriptions! 🥳
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The irony here is that the Marine's head that he vandalized is the head of Ira Hayes, a Native American hero. Enjoy jail. And the wrath of the Pima Nation.
Vandal beheads Quantico Iwo Jima statue soldier with sledgehammer, causing over $100K in damage trib.al/1sH4XkK
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It may not be AI or autonomous yet, but when you're trying to remove it's knee from your spleen you're likely not going to ask Grok if it was AI or tele-operated
Insane new Chinese bodyguard will throw itself under a car to save your life
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