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Joined December 2021
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Whooooooo remembers “this is the worst Hearts will ever be” from 6 months ago 😂😂😂😂😂
🆚 HEA 0-3 FAL ⏱️ 32’ Goal, Falkirk. Murrell.
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Hope you enjoyed hearing the proper version on Sunday while you were slinking out of Hampden btw 👋
Probably the most underrated clip from Thursday night in a half empty Easter road
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So many weird Jambo myths but ‘Hibs don’t play in Europe’ is the funniest of all. Hearts have played the fewest European games out of Scotland’s big five and have by far the lowest win percentage. Only one Edinburgh team has any sort of European pedigree and it’s not “the Gorgie”
Can tell they never play in Europe if they think hotel only cost £100
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT. Michigan - 2026 US Senate 🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7) 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6% Polling average via Pollsmax.com. Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers. If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
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Fucking HELL 😭😭😭
Replying to @wcd07
There was a lot more fans at the Hearts end trying to get home mind, a lot more traffic.
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Need to kick up a proper fuss about those prices, a fucking disgrace charging that much
𝗣𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗖𝘂𝗽 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗗𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗹𝘀 🏆 We are pleased to announce we have received a 50:50 split of the ticket allocation for our Premier Sports Cup Final versus Rangers. The Final will take place at Barclays Hampden on Sunday 13 December, kick-off 3.00pm, live on Premier Sports. Full fixture details, including ticket pricing 👉 tinyurl.com/53hx8k9r
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One of the best parts of yesterday, getting to do this repeatedly along the M8 in slow traffic. Fair play to Hearts fans, stare straight ahead champions 👏
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Quiet the night boys. I like it quiet
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'I want music, I want beer.' 🎶🍺
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Hi @Copa90, there’s a small team in Edinburgh who haven’t won the League Cup since 1962. Possible documentary idea for next season - following them and seeing if they can finally lift it?
HIBS WIN THE DERBY! 🥬 An absolute classic ends with the Hibees beating Hearts 2-1 to go through to a #PremierSportsCup final against Rangers 🏆
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GOOSEBUMPS! 🤯 @HibernianFC's players are serenaded by their supporters with a spine-tingling rendition of "Sunshine on Leith" after their Edinburgh Derby triumph 🙌 #PremierSportsCup
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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, the world’s greatest rivals, them
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Gripping Test Match, 4th day, in Cape Town. SA scoring under 3 an over but doesn’t matter. A lead of anything over 200 will test Oz. Truly a 5 day Test is the supreme sporting contest. Who remembers a T20 a couple of days later?
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Palestine conveniently recognised for one day, every five years.
They’re not fucking Israeli you dumb fuck
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Buried on page 30 of 'Sir' David Bellend's report into antisemitism in schools in the UK it explicitly says there hasn't been a rise in antisemitism, only in anti-Israel sentiment. Astonishingly fraudulent crisis/debate, all to shield a genocidal state
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I’m sure song nicking didn’t used to be *this* bad even just 5-10 years ago. Nowadays it feels like as soon as anything half decent is started basically every club in the country rips it off within 6 months.
Talbi, Sunderland can’t play without you
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Woof!
You can always rely on Hibs to cheer you up after a debacle like yesterday! Thanks for the extra tickets @HibernianFC 👍😂
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🤣🤣🤣🤣#meltdown
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The cuck right are pretending that a popular protest clearly being led by visibly white French people against a shit neoliberal puppet government is the fault of “migrants”. It’s very clear, based on their reactions, that the right-wing are on the side of the establishment.
Migrants riot in Paris, again. Follow: @AFpost
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A uniquely delusional fanbase. They do this routine every 5 years and then act surprised that the rest of Scottish football all laugh their heads off at them when they inevitably fall on their face and end up getting relegated or spectacularly bottle success again
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