(((Jack Canfora)))

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We all love the part in the movie when the good guys threaten to destroy an entire civilization, right? #25thamendment #trumpgenocide #trumpwarcriminal

I just think “Just do what they say and you won’t get killed” isn’t exactly what we should be aiming for in a democracy.

This isn’t an administration: it’s a regime. #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #IceOutNow #ImpeachTrumpNow

When he gets to hell, I have no doubt that he will be greeted as a liberator 

Dear Christmas Commercial During the World Series: F%#@ you. #WorldSeries #game7 #dodgers #BlueJays

If we had to have an emperor with no clothes, why couldn’t it have been someone who did a sit up once in a while

Who the hell are you to talk to me that way, Suggested Serving Size?

And now, as I do on every #IndependenceDay Eve, I will leave out a tray of ale and pornography for Ben Franklin’s ghost. Happy 4th! #independenceday2025 #July4th

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I have broken all of my resolutions

2/2 - Settle my public and ugly beef with the people of Belgium - Finally DO something to get my cult off the ground. - File the grant applications to fund my research into seeing if dolphins can be taught to apply for small-business loans - Three words: Samba, Samba, Samba!

1/2 New Year's Resolutions 2025: - Work the phrase "What in Tarnation?!?" into conversations more often - Step up my "Love Boat" Cosplay game considerably - Let go of the election: it's over, and there's nothing to be done. For better or for worse, Coolidge won. Time to let go

If I know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, et al, as you take for granted that I do, why on earth would you doubt I know Rudolph, whom you describe as, “The most famous reindeer of all”? He’s THE MOST FAMOUS.

Let’s face it: the emergence of the internet has made the everyday conversational use of the word “microfiche” virtually nonexistent, and we are the poorer for it.

Remember, the important thing is that all the candidates had fun

I can’t believe October is over half way over, and I’ve yet to hear anyone refer to it as “Rocktober.” What have we become, America?

Seriously though, how great would it be if Jimmy Carter through his hat in the ring now just to fuck with things