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Booker Prize winning reader. Famously difficult. An out of control control freak.

Dionne Warwickshire.
Joined February 2013
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Replying to @MysteriosoX
“I was willing to overlook… his history of problematic behaviour” Funny way of saying you tried to flirt with him
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Green controlled Council spent 5 hours debating Gaza on Wednesday meanwhile we've had no recycling collections since 2023 but that's boring.
They were letting off fireworks on the Expressway 😩😩 This is becoming a lawless town
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Owen Jones has one book with a nazi-level antisemitic front cover and another with a gushing endorsement from Russell Brand, he's done well there hasn't he
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Jake. retweeted
Is a bit of a slow burner this but proper gets going now 🙏
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The 2000s was a wild decade. An era of poor taste tabloid trash & unethical sensationalist journalism. The grim morally puritanical cancel culture era of the 2010s & 20s though has been an over-correction.
The 2006 edition of Big Fat Quiz of the Year featured Russell Brand, David Walliams, Jonathan Ross, Jimmy Carr, Boy George, Courtney Love, Sacha Baron Cohen and Ian McKellen reading from Jade Goody’s autobiography.
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Here at Ken Paxton HQ, man in crowd yells “no!” as race called called for James Talarico. Then “Gloria” begins playing loudly on speakers.
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i loathe everything about this on a deeply personal level. scrooge is not a slapstick grinch character who knocks shit over. he is a cold, complicated miser who is a deeply human character, even at the beginning. depp cannot convey sincerity or vulnerability needed for this role
Scrooge was definitely not in the holiday spirit at Bryant Park. During Johnny Depp’s surprise appearance, he went after the Christmas trees and decorations, while the crowd shouted for him to stop. Ebenezer: A Christmas Carol, in theaters November 13 🎬🎄 @ebenezermovie
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This is so good, excited for a future where every interaction is with a smirking robot that seems to think I'm a cunt
Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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I think the #JohnLewisChristmas ad in 20 years time should revisit this family as granny’s will is being read out. And she’s left the lot to a donkey sanctuary. Karma, you materialistic little sods.
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no, sorry, the glottal stop is an essential and iconic part of the British accent. however: there is a war on the letter t and it is being waged by the horrific Americanised soft “t” - saying it like “bridish” with a very soft d sound. this we must resist
All three surviving Traitors in the flame-lit final episodes of the BBC's Celebrity Traitors pronounced the word 'traitor' as 'trai'or'. They'd been 'recrui'ed', for better or for worse, and had 'had the hea' pu' on them' at various times throughout the series. 'This is the final murder and it's really impor'an,' said Maya Jama at midnight in the turret. 'I'm not goin' down wivou' a figh'. I'm ge'in' shivers,' said Kenny. ✍️ Ysenda Maxtone Graham Article | spectator.com/article/celebr…
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Eartha Kitt as catwoman in the 1966 Batman series...
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genuinely, what is the worst tweet of all time?
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Kids don’t even say trick or treat anymore. They just look at you like this while their parents tell you they have sensory issues.
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The trick-or-treaters have begun arriving. One small witch demanded Haribo. I offered her a marron glacé. Neither of us concealed our disappointment.
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Reminder in the age of HS2 that London's pubic transport once reached half way to Birmingham at Verney Junction in Buckinghamshire (about 30 miles north of Amersham).
A surreal London tube journey this afternoon but to where?
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Jamie Lee Curtis every few years #CelebrityTraitors
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God, how I love this man. What a gem. “I’d rather hear Hamas sing then hear Irish politicians talking about Jews. They have no damn right.”
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This van is driving around Wembley tonight. It’s advertising a Muslim dating app that has millions of users in the UK. A purity test on Palestine is becoming normal across society. It’s divisive and disconcerting.
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If Dune came out today it would be called like A House of Spice and Sand
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