Distinguished Collector of Free Stuff
Miami Beach, FL
Joined September 2023
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I regret making all those jokes on the mosquito coast account about getting stranded on a tropical island because i am currently stranded on a tropical island and not having a particularly fun time. It’s not terrible or anything, nice house tbh but i want to go home and go to bed
One thing about Snaillium is that his poops are way more substantial than Snailbert’s were. Like going from having a chihuahua to a mastiff
Bitch retard neighbor put up this hot dog stand ass thanksgiving decoration outside my gf’s office this am but fortunately mother dearest is otw to palm beach for the season so i requested 1 of my papuan cannibal blowguns. Need new darts tho bc those r birds of paradise feathers – at Miami Beach, FL
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This photographer and model were hit by a speeding Bugatti on set… fortunately the model walked away from the scene completely unscathed thanks to our innovative MosquitoTech™️ silk’s protective properties. Forgot to check on the photographer until now but she’s probably fine
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no one writes pop songs like Seal's Kiss From A Rose any more. they don't know how to do it.
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Bank flagged a $3.30 transaction and immediately texted me asking if it was fraud. They knew I’ve never spent three dollars in my life
White cyclists need to put in camps, bike lanes need to be replaced w supercar-only autobahn style toll lanes to travel through cities at 150mph, and if certain communities didn’t steal every bike they see then we could have saved the trees that were felled to print this book
Bike Lanes Are White Lanes seems like a great book. I just ordered one!
It’s about the racist impacts of urban planning for bike infrastructure, and how affluent white bike bros turned something seemingly good into a weapon for gentrification and displacement.
The author is even a cyclist who supports bike infrastructure.
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🚨🚨🚨GET AHOLD OF EVERY POKEMON CARD YOU CAN IN THE NEXT 72 HOURS. PUNCH A TODDLER. ROB A CARD SHOP. FREAK THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW🚨🚨🚨
